#dumbasks

Oh, F/O roasting? Calder. Literally. That’s a capitalist, sexist fish. This is the type of man who unironically posts stuff on Facebook about how good guys finish last and how things were better in the good old days where certain groups weren’t so opinionated. He would say he is oppressed for being an incel. Also, he’s a fish. Fish = bad in troll society.

Hi! I'm the person who wrote Broadwaystuck 2020! I stumbled across your blog in a fit of Hiveswap hype, and Wow. This is actually incredible how my script and song parody idea has inspired you so much! I love how passionate you are about Tyzkat, and I'm so glad something I made makes you so happy:)

so...you kin Hussie?

🎫 Here’s a gush pass! Feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other selfshippers!

Hi!!! I'm @calliope-love-corner and you seem rly rad and I wanted to know if it was ok for me to interact with u?? I'm trying to start over here and make some new selfshipper friends so if u are so inclined take a peek at my carrd and lmk if ur ok with me interacting!!

“Guessing starts now” — is it Karkat?

hello sweetheart! / i heard someone was feeling a little down today :( / i know just how hard those days can be / i do hope it gets better for you! / i love you lots and lots! / truly i do! / let’s do something fun and calming today / to get you to feeling better / how about / cuddling! / or maybe just reading? / whatever you think is best! / i hope your day gets a little brighter after this / keep your head up and your spirits high! / <3

cowboy n sheriff with arcjec??