#dudely

Reviewing his armor inventory, it would appear that DUDELY's going commando.

Thank you @mairzymarzipan for commissioning me!

In End World, there lived a man who… (Just kidding! Ye can put down that chainsaw, ’twas just a joke…) And so the Dudes went forth and didst wander the earth in true Dudely fashion, for they had nothing better to do. And whilst they were oot scootin’ aboot, Loki Amaya said unto them, ‘Exuseth me a moment, for I must taketh a shit.’ And so the Dudes didst wait up for him. And Loki didst go by the wayside, and he didst come upon a port-a-potty. And he said unto himself, ‘Hark! This is most peculiar! An outhouse in the middle of nowhere… Oh well, when ye gotta go…’ And so he went therein and didst take a shit. When he was finished, he didst step out— Into empty space. ‘Ay-ay-ay!’ cried he, and he didst scramble back inside and slammeth the door shut. ‘What the hell is going on here!? Where am I?’ But before he didst quantemplate this matter, he didst take a whiz, for this whole experience had scared the piss out of him. And this didst cause a whole new problem, for there was no longer any gravity inside the outhouse. ‘Ay carumba!’ cried Loki, and he didst bolt. But just as he didst remember that there was nothing out there, he noticed that he was now running through a forest of giant ferns… Turn thee to V.