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more recent photos for my 'me' tag...just re-did my account and saw I only had photos from ages ago on there. 

Rule 1) Always post the rules.

Rule 2) Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 10 new ones. 

Rule 3) Tag 10 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4) Let them know you've tagged them in THE QUESTIONS.

1. What’s your favorite color? I guess a turquoise-ish color

2. What would you do if we ever met in person? I'd probably hug you. I like hugging 0v0

3. What was/is your dream? To own my own cafe

4. What’s your favorite movie(s)? Don't have any "favorites" so to say. 

5. If I posted a video if myself singing, would you listen? (B/c I’ve been thinking about it :P) Yeah, sure, why not?

6. Top three OTPs (of any fandoms)? KevEdd, ErAru, & Stridercest (with appearances by the Smuppets sometimes)

7. Could you ever imagine us as besties? Yeah

8. What’s you favorite thing about meeting new people? I usually end up secretly hating every new person I meet, but I usually eventually end up liking some of them. So I guess when I start liking them.

9. What’s your impression of me? You seem very optimistic.

10. Are there any traditions that you’ve had since you were a kid and still do now? I eat the breading off of McD's McNugs before I eat the meat, if that counts.

Okay, here goes (again)

1) Why are YOU on Tumblr?

2) Ever kissed anyone?

3) So you're walking down the street when suddenly you hear someone scream, "THE REDCOATS ARE COMING!" from their car window/sunroof/noble steed named Maplehoof/whatever it is youngsters ride nowadays that isn't a dick. What do you do?

4) Favorite candy?

5) What is your hair's natural texture? (curly, wavy, stright, etc.)

6) What is your natural hair color?

7) What is your current hair color(s)?

8) A movie you can't stand?

9) Lend me a thousand bucks? It's, like urgent. I need to like gorge myself and pizza.

Pst its 3AM

MEGUTRON: The bride and groom have provided their own vows. Seeing as both Martin and Alicia have requested to enter this marriage on equal footing, the order of proceedings will be determined by an ancient and powerful ritual. Martin and Alicia, are you prepared?

[Bride gives bouquet to Matron of Honor. Holds hand with Groom]

[Ancient and Mystical Ritual. ie. Rock, Paper, Scissors.]

--

LIKE THAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING, OKAY. The winner gets to read their vows, first.

I know man sighS ocean why are you a thing

2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?

None.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I don't even remember the last person I kissed.

4. Do you plan outfits?

Depends on the occasion.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

I'm not really feeling anything? Just kinda here. But my tongue hurts.

7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?

I'd fucking scream because I hate when shit pops out of no where. It doesn't matter what or who it is, I will flip out. But ironically, I like being surprised. Just not in that manner.

9. Three of your current feelings?

Neutral.

Hungry.

Horny. But this is me 24/7 of my life.

11. Turn ons?

I'll give like 5 or 10.

Grab my hips.

Lightly biting my lip.

Running fingers through my hair.

Whispering the word 'damn', unironically. Think I used that word right.

Fucking making out man.

I gave 5.

12. Turn offs?

Bad kisser.

Smells bad.

Texting other people on a date.

Bad grammar and punctuation.

Saying shit about people that mean something to me, family, friend or celebrity wise.

13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

Satan.

14. When was the last time you cried? Why?

Last night. I was going through my old deviantart account.

15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?

BATMAN. Or Ironman.

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

No. Haven't talked to her in forever.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

Uh, I use a spoon. But usually I lick up and down that bitch. AND NO MATTER WHAT I DO, OR WHAT I EAT, BECAUSE OF MY SMALL ASS MOUTH, MY MOUTH ALWAYS GETS DIRTY SOMEHOW NO MATTER HOW CAREFUL I AM.

18. Favorite movie ever?

If it's Disney, Pixar or Dreamworks, it's probably my favorite movie ever.

19. Do you like yourself?

No.

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?

I actually have! I bet the girl that played Tori's sister in Victorious when I was auditioning for Disney. I actually won out of so many people. They chose 7. And my sister and I were one of the lucky ones. I had a chance to be a model, I have a chance to be an actor. But they wanted us to pay A LOT of money; so, in the end, I declined. But it's nice to know that I had the potential to be a model or actor. :)

21. Could you handle being in the military?

Me, personally? No. Although I did want to be in the Airforce before.

22. What are you listening to right now?

No Champagne by Frankmusik

23. How many countries have you visited?

Uh, a lot.

24. Are your parents strict?

My mom is.

25. Would you go sky diving?

Hell yeah.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

Probably not.

27. Whats on your mind right now?

Sex, and kissing. That's why I'm still watching people kiss and make out on youtube.

28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?

I want to make out and fuck majority of you.

29. Have you ever been in a castle?

Yeah! (:

30. Do you rent movies often?

Nope.

31. Whats your zodiac sign?

Libra! :)

32. When was the last time you had sex?

Hahahahahah. I'm a virgin.

33. Name five facts about yourself.

I told my mom ever since I was little that I'll only live to the age of 16.

I'm a whore with my mouth. I love making out with people.

I have no friends here. I spent most of the half of 10th quiet and eating alone. During lunch, I just went to the library to listen to music and email people on yahoo. Honestly, I preferred that.

I've gone further with a girl than a guy.

I want to get fucked before I die please.

34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?

Hmm.. can't think of it at the moment but I've had plenty of moments.

35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?

You mean kinda like the people in India do? Like if you've done something back in your past life, the karma follows you or something? Yeah, I do.

36. Brown or white eggs?

White.

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Of course. I love Hot Topic. Mom hates it though.

38. Ever been on a train?

Yes~

39. Ever been in love?

Yes.

40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?

HA. NOT ALONE, I WOULDN'T. Someone needs to come with me and maybe I'll change my mind. We'll be on the computer all night together.

41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?

I don't even know. 

42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?

Yes. Maybe.

43. Whom do you admire and why?

All of my followers. They all inspire me in some way or another.

44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

I don't remember. I don't think my parents ever did that.

45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?

Get help. I wouldn't know how to go about everything.

46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?

No. I like surprises. uwu(\

47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?

I did weed before. But it wasn't, that great? At least I think it was weed. Or it was spice. Either way I didn't like it and it made my mouth taste nasty.

48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?

Never really had one.

50. As you're walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?

At the chance of getting caught? No. It's not worth it.

51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?

Of course! It doesn't change who they are as a person, and friend to me on the inside.

52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?

If I had a huge urge to die, maybe.

53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

I still have the v-card, yo. 

54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?

Hell yeah, I do.

55. If you could live forever, would you want to?

If I had a reason to, maybe. Otherwise, no.

56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?

Kevin.

57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?

The stone ages with dinosaurs and stuff.

58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?

That's when they kill someone, right? Why would I want to watch that?

59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?

Nope.

60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?

Nope.

61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?