#duckievamp

It’s like they don’t know you or your decks AT ALL

Right?!

I take their serious questions and smash them to pieces while giggling. It’s awful.

Hurray! Plz enjoy our crappy green bucket

3) What mannerisms do they have?

She taps her wrist to indicate time or time passing, or an awareness of time, and usually she doesn’t even realize she’s doing it. She also fluffs her ponytail when she’s got her hair up. 

5) How did you meet/become introduced to them?

We met on tumblr, actually! Back when I was onlytowardschaos and she was greytaliesin. We were both in Dragon Age fandom and we were both in the middle of some serious clinical depression so I inserted myself into her digital art livestreams and then stole her from a mutual friend. B)

6) Favourite thing they’ve ever said/texted/messaged?

...idk, we’ve been together for five years now, living together for four, and we once had a Skype conversation that lasted for 18 hours so like. That’s a lot.

Did a preemptive trip to Newgrange yesterday, will be working on my garden on the day :)

10. Name 3 pets that are no longer with you and what your favorite thing about each was.

- Princess. She was a chihuahua/beagle/feist mix that resulted from someone’s registered show chihuahua jumping the fence to have illegitimate puppies with the neighbor’s beagle/feist hunting dog. (This was Mississippi, okay.) I had been begging my parents for a dog for a long time, and my parents are pet people, so they eventually caved, and we looked for a dog for a while before we found Princess. I was 8 when we got her. She was the runt of the litter, and she looked exactly like a chihuahua except that she had floppy little feist ears and the feist stubby tail. (Note, that is not a picture of her, just a feist dog to show you what that looks like. Now put those ears and tail on a tiny chihuahua and there you go.) my favorite thing about her is that she used to LOVE bedtime, and she would jump into bed with me, snuggle under the blankets, and hold her tiny toy close in her paws like a child with a teddy bear.

- AJ. When people talk about their “familiars,” AJ is who I think of. She was a long-haired calico cat that I adopted for my 13th birthday, and I swear to you that cat understood English. I told her complicated things and she understood me. When we first got her, we lived out in the country, so she was an indoor/outdoor cat (I would not do this now) but we moved to a city place where she couldn’t go outdoors when I was going to college. I would come home and see her on the weekends, but my mom phoned me up one day and was like, “AJ hasn’t used the litter box the whole time I’ve had her here, and she hasn’t gone anywhere else in the house that I can see. I’m worried about her. I don’t think she knows what it is for. She always listens to you. I’m gonna put the phone to her ear and you tell her how to use the litter box.” (My mom is this kind of person.) So I explained it to AJ over the phone, and then I heard the scratch-scratch of litter, and my mom goes, “...You’re never gonna believe this, but it actually worked.” 

You moved in together?! Huge news, mega congrats!!

... Go on??