#dublinnposting

Eblana having to break her big chuuni "we wont see eachother again until we're both dead..." act because she accidentally smacked Nian's PSP (bought with Lava's money) with her fat tail and shattered it and now she has to pay Nian (Lava) back but she doesn't have any money because it turns out RI doesn't pay her to vamp around the Doctor's office and say cryptic bullshit so now she needs to ask Loughshinny for some pocket money

Eblana at hour five of sitting in Rhodes Island's HR office, head in her hands, fetid tears forming in eternally dim eyes, trying to think of a super cool edgy variation on Loughshinny's codename while Aciddrop practices ollies in the corner.

Xingzhu is uploading the final chapter to her latest baihe twincest webnovel and notices that her most consistent reader, TaranSymphony, hasn't left a comment for several days. She tries not to let it bother her. After all, Blaze is coming back from a mission today. Apparently Reed's awful sister wants to join Rhodes Island.

The thing is, every time Eblana says some corny shit like "your death belongs to me, Erudite, now and forever", you have to imagine that she's just trying to distract you after getting caught with a ziploc bag full of Reed's used tights.

its funny to revisit the Eblana & Talulah conversation knowing that the former had planned to let herself be quietly replaced by Reed. Which makes the whole thing feel like Eblana is scoping out future political wives for her sister.