Thunderbolt and George Costanza in a Corgiās Body. Lilā Lighting (Along with Syndrome, the Hyenas from TLK, and Randall from Monsters Inc.) was one of the first antagonists I ever sympathized with. I donāt really consider him all that evil.
Ā Thunderbolt is full of himself and Lighting is cast off into a corner. I think his feelings of beingĀ āsecond bestā are justified. Just remembered he existed the other day so hereās some fanart.
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Michael After Midnight: Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Welcome to the first entry of Michael After Midnightās Disnovember! Thatās right, all month Iām going to be reviewing some of the hidden gems, cult classics, cheesy wonders, and actually pretty fucking bad movies from Disney I havenāt reviewed already. And I figured what better way to start this than with a truly underrated gem that blows the idea all the DTV sequels were trash out of the water: Aladdin and the King of Thieves.
First, letās go with a brief overview of the Aladdin film series: The first movie is, without a doubt, a classic. Itās easily my favorite Disney Animated Canon film, and obviously most of the reason why is due to Robin Williamsā legendary performance as the big, lovable goofball that is Genie the, well, genie of the lamp. Of course, props also must be given to Iago; heās probably the reason Iām able to tolerate Gilbert Gottfriedās voice more than most people seem to be able to. Itās such a fun, entertaining, and charming movie with gorgeous animation⦠take away that last bit, and lessen the first few things a fair bit, and you have an idea of the DTV sequel, The Return of Jafar. In it, the villainous sorcerer-turned-genie Jafar returns (duh) and tries to get revenge with the help of a bumbling thief named Abis Mal, played by the always enjoyable Jason Alexander. Despite the weaker animation and the fact this is blatantly a pilot film for the TV series, itās a pretty enjoyable sequel, and the character arc for Iago is really well done. This also marks Dan Castellanetaās first outing as the replacement for Robin Williams⦠meh. Heās okay and all, but no one can ever replace Williams. Overall, itās enjoyable, and it even set up the TV show pretty well.
Now, the TV show! Itās a fun fantasy adventure series where Aladdin and his pals constantly cross paths with all manner of mystical mischief. It had a lot of great adventures in it, and a pretty impressive rogues gallery to boot, a lot of them with hilariously awful puns for names. You thought Abis Mal was corny? Well, prepare yourself for Haroud Hazi Bin, Ayam Aghoul, Nefir Hasenuf, and Amin Damoola! The best villains had really creative concepts to them, like exiled Greek mad scientist Mechanikles, sexy trickster cat goddess Mirage, and sorcerous lich Mozenrath. Itās a fun episodic show from the 90s; it was no Gargoyles or Darkwing Duck, but it was definitely one of the better shows based on a Disney movie, and for all its shortcomings, its colorful cast and variety made up for that.
Now, I tell you all this because this film is the true finale to the whole Aladdin series; it even has a nice capstone moment that brings everything right back around right at the end Iāll mention at the reviewās end. Itās kinda good to know where this falls in terms of quality in regards to the entire Aladdin mythos, you know? So without further ado, hereās the story:
Thereās a party here in Agrabah! And the reason for that party? Aladdin and Jasmine are FINALLY tying the knot after two movies and a TV series! Too bad the Forty Thieves are plotting to steal from the wedding; after Aladdin and the gang fight them off, they find out they have a magical treasure containing an oracle who will give the answer to any one question; Aladdin asks where his dad might be, and it turns out heās with the Forty Thieves! Aladdin goes off to rescue his dad, and finds out his dad isnāt just stuck in with the Forty Thieves; heās the motherfucking king! Guess Aladdin really was a prince this whole time, eh? Really wasted that wish in the first movie, Al. Anyway, can Al reconnect with his dad and all that sappy shit, or is his dad just gonna use Al to get dirty stinkinā rich?
This has all the stuff a grand finale should have: it has a plot focusing on our main character and his issues (something The Return of Jafar lacked), much better quality animation, and even a strong antagonist in Saāluk. Letās look at the plot first. There are moments here and there where itās a bit shaky, but overall I found it executed quite well. Itās a young man reconnecting with his father, a father who is in fact a wanted criminal, and there is the expected conflict. Aladdin isnāt super trusting, Cassim is kinda shifty, and the two butt heads a lot throughout the film, though obviously in the end it becomes truly clear that they care for each other. Itās a pretty sweet thing, and a bit more complex than what youād expect from a DTV sequel.
Saāluk is a big plus for being just an absolutely brutal villain. Heās as dark as Jafar got, and he doesnāt even need magic! All he needs is his trusty Wolverine claw knuckle duster. This guy is so hardcore that not even gravity could kill him, and it has killed many villains in the main canon, from Gaston to MacLeach, so you already can tell this man aināt nothinā to fuck with. He also kills a goddamn shark onscreen and then proceeds to make the film dark as hell. But Death in the Disney universe is fickle and much like Death in Final Destination; if you think you can cheat it while being a villain, whoo boy do you have another thing coming. For surviving a fall from a great height, Saāluk is rewarded with one of the most absolutely nightmarish deaths in any Disney film, one so disturbing I shanāt spoil it here; just go watch the movie and see for yourself.
Another note is that the man himself, Robin fucking Williams, is back! He voices Genie again for the finale, and he really is perfect for the role⦠though sadly, his humor is a lot more hit-or-miss than it ever has been before. While he still has a hell of a lot of zingers ā that Thor joke he has in particular is so absolutely corny that I canāt help but love it ā he does fall a bit too much into pop cultural references, including towards his own movies (in one scene, he turns into Mrs. Doubtfire to console Jasmine). Obviously he doesnāt ruin the film, and as far as weak Williams comedy goes this is still leagues better than a lot of the best material of some comedians today (COUGHAmy SchumerCOUGH) but I canāt deny itās lacking a bit of the Genie charm from the first film.
A final bit of info: thereās a lot of intriguing āwhat could have beenā situations for the film. The most notable is that Mozenrath was originally slated to be the main villain of the film, with fans speculating that perhaps he would be revealed as Aladdinās brother (I canāt stress enough that was all fan speculation, there is no reliable source Mozenrath being Aladdinās brother was the plan). They decided not to do this to a desire to diverge from the TV series and due to Mozenrathās voice actor being hard to get ahold of, and I think this decision was a pretty good one; as great as the series is, I think this was a much better way to bring the story of Aladdin full circle. The other interesting tidbit is that Cassim was almost voiced by none other than James Bond himself, Sean Connery, but he had other commitments and sadly could not do it. However, his replacement John Rhys-Davies (AKA Gimli) did a great job, and even sounds a bit like heās doing a Connery impression. And thereās one more bit of info, the best for last, but let me sum things up firstā¦
This film is pretty good. Itās not as amazing as the first film is, nothing really could be, but as the grand finale of all things Aladdin, this was a pretty fun and enjoyable way to go out. Iād say give it a watch; hell, since it distances itself from the series you can reasonably watch it right after the first film and not have to worry about anything but missing a few background cameos! For a DTV sequel, itās a fun ride, with a lot of good qualities to it, and by DTV qualities Ā this is basically the DTV equivalent of Fantasia with how good it is. Donāt go in expecting a masterpiece on the same level as the first film, but expect an enjoyable fantasy adventure with some solid family conflict.
Now, you ready for the last bit of info? The Peddler from the original film appears at the end of this film, singing a variant of āArabian Nightsā to book end the series. This was originally planned for the first film, back when he was going to be the narrator and pop up from time to time, the first film ending with his reprise of āArabian Nightsā as he packed up his camel and rode off into the desert. But that wasnāt used, and after all these adventures he finally gets to do it, the implication being that he spent the entire prologue sequence of the first movie rambling on about all the adventures of Aladdin to whoever was there to buy from him, and in the final scene of this movie his stories and the Arabian nights finally come to an end.
Also, the peddler was the Genie the whole time, as confirmed by the directors in 2015. Figured Iād throw that in there as one last tidbit. Didnāt really book end the review well, but we canāt all be genies disguised as peddlers narrating an entire series worth of adventures, can we?