I'm on break in the darkened back room listening to Jeff Buckley's version of "Hallelujah" - I may have just reached peak levels of pseudosad

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I'm on break in the darkened back room listening to Jeff Buckley's version of "Hallelujah" - I may have just reached peak levels of pseudosad

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I’m sorry, what, Black Sails? You can’t just have this guy show up like that out of nowhere with those glasses on like it’s nothing. He already looked ridiculous enough without them but in this ~25 second scene, he looks like someones middle-school OC but in a good way.
When the furnace fan makes its occasional repetitive WOMMM noise like the stack-marker alert sound in FFXIV but you very are sleep-deprived and you don’t understand “furnace”and thus you have a moment of confused panic
I AM FINE I AM AWAKE NOW
“with the Deadspin thing going on I haven’t seen anyone talking about their home run headlines”
oh deadspin. o7
Eyeing my latest post.
...No fucking wonder every dipwad troll who’s ever tried to pretend to be me has failed so horribly. WHAT EVEN IS MY VERBAL EXPRESSION MODE
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL MY MIND IS. I AM MADE OF PROLIX LOQUACITY.

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THINGS THAT DRACULA APPARENTLY KEEPS IN HIS CLOAK
Fire
Meteors
Xenomorph head things
Big damned CHERNABOG HANDS
Lasers
Bats (various hues)
Wolves
Statuary/sculpture
Spare blood (in case of random hunger I guess)
Spike/thorn things (varying lengths)
Wings (!!??!)
What the feck, Vlad.
I remember you...
IN THE MOUNTAINS...