#drunkangels

1. Tell your best injury story.

I was feeding a squirrel sunflower seeds (because that's a thing, okay) and instead of taking the seed, it bit the shit out of my finger and I screamed and it didn't let go so I reared up and threw it about six feet.

2. Favorite color, and why.

Green. Green looks good on me.

3. What drink do you think you’ve consumed the most of in your life?

Tea.

4. Your dream job, if money and everything else was no issue?

Author.

5. Have you ever tried to/wanted to write a book? If so, what was it about? (If more than one story, your favorite/the biggest one/the one you got the farthest with). (If none, state a random fact about you that has to do with books).

Fuck you Katie

I started writing this book about a man who sells hope and it's horrible and dhfskfsdlkasl I don't want to talk about it.

6. Top 5 favorite movies.

The Two Escobars Moulin Rouge!  Serenity Lion King Rise of the Guardians

7. Favorite Marvel hero and Marvel villain.

Black Widow and Loki

8. Which character from superwholock do you relate to most?

Castiel, if I had to pick. He tries really hard and usually things go to shit but at least he tries.

9. Your Hogwarts house?

Gryffindor, obviously.

10. Your top three fandoms.

Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock. 

11. You can travel around the world, money being no object. What is your path/where do you go on your trip?

Island hopping through the Aegean.

12. Favorite funny youtube video, with link.

Gangs of Cats with Thumbs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

My Questions (which are infinitely superior to Katie's) 

1. Strawberries or bananas?

2. Have you ever killed a man in Reno?

3. Why did the dinosaurs die?

4. Favourite number and why.

5. Explain why you are prejudiced against certain numbers.

6. Look to your left. Look to your right. Between the two things closest to you, could you successfully construct a catapult?

7. What is the evolutionary advantage of chest hair?

8. What is the density of the sun?

9. Why haven't you called your mother?

10. Do monkeys unnerve you? Tell us your greatest monkey-related story.

11. What is the meaning of life?