this about sums up last night’s drunk overwatch experience
actual highlights from it, now i’m sober:Â
someone telling me, as d[runk].va, that i should be fighting the bastion and not on the payload and me just telling them i’m drunk and a payload d.va
me repeatedly losing my shit because i couldn’t figure out how to stop flying now that i can’t just click shoot to stop flying
lijang gardens, me as lucio riding in circles around the top of the point contesting and screaming “i’M GETTING DIZZY” as kyo yelled back “YOU’RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE” to keep me going
the others occasionally just laughing at my drunk ass as i slurred through words and said really silly shit
meg: *asks a question about much something costs* me, in these exact words: “A NUMBER” meg: *absolutely loses their shit*Â
me ending the night by saying how i was going to physically fight blizzard for my internet dropping as the others all laughed and meg went “you do that wash” as i disappeared to hibernate through the oncoming hangover
