Goddammit i said i wasn't going to do another drunk rewatch
But in fairness i am just lightly tipsy and in even more fairness was already watching TEH and i couldnt handle it silently.
- i love John's Sherlock cosplay coat. He looks like such a little nerd.
- Wait mycrofts office was always this terrible EMP dungeon
- Mad ppassive aggressive mrs. Hudson is my spirit animal
- I love how when Sherlick says "and what about john watson?" Anthea looks at mycroft like "please i cant with this high school shit right now"
- Mrs. H's first thought to "moving on" was that John would leave the country before finding someone new. Just saying.
- Also john agreed to "So soon, after sherlock?" So like he wasnt defining it platonically either there were ya mate.
- Oooookkay, i know its a real street, but the fact that their date was on "Mary le bone" Road is a bit too hashtag straight sex wink wink nudge nudge for comfort.
- Sherrlick calling mycroft blood like "blahd" is my spirit animal.
- This whole restaurant scene is so silver screen 1955 and i am Here. For. It.
- "Sorry that took so long," is a thing that secret agents say when they are using the bathroom as an excuse after they hacked into something.
- Call me a liar but him worrying that john will be "indiscreet" is like the gayest Victorianest thing sherlock could say.
- Forgett the letter, we still dont know what mary's "Secret Tattoo" is.
- Reblog if you want a Dad Hug from Lestrade and a Daddy Headslam from John.
- I hereby declare Lestrade's new name is Goldfish.
- The main question of this episode is Why did john only suspect the patient after he tried to sell him pornos? Seriously he gets this look on his face that's like "oh no, sherlock, you ain't pulling that porno trick on me again,"?
- I love Molly in this episode. She is so cheeky.
- The suicide chips shop with the sex shelves was off of Mary Le Bone rd too. Gawd. Wait he also offered molly chips? Oh nooooooo, molly...
- This is where molly and sherlock had their closure. That whole shit in s4 was beyond unnecessary
- "Saint James the Less" is just another way of saying "Jim's number 2" isn't it, mary. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
- My subtitles say that Mary shouted "Get up, John" when they ran at the fire. Lady, hes ina fire. He thought of that.
- Fuck you in particular, elephant pattern on Moran's throw pillows
- John's Down to Business danger walk is my spirit animal
- "What are you doing?"
"Coming"
- Its kinda weird that this episode and v for vendetta and the rdj sherlock movie all have this same parliament explosion plot. Except maybe it was ACD and im being ignorant. Damn i really need to read acd.
- Im not a drunk but i did just notice i have a cut on my finger
- Moran types 051113. Do3ss that mean something. Playse moftiss, may oy 'ave some'ore.
- Sherlock faking his mind palace so he can make an o face is my spirit animal.
- John interrupts sherlocks fake speech with "yeah i know" as soon as he mentions mary. Hes trying to keep him from saying something "indiscreet." You're dying, you pathetic
- Sherlock's face when john forgives him. It isn't fake. He didn't think he would. I can't
- Codename Lazarus was about the fake death. If i remember my stifled fundamentalist christian upbringing correctly wasn't the whole point of the lazarus story the fact that they had to convince lazarus' sisters Mary and Martha that he was truly risen from the dead? Oh my god did 5hey name Mrs. HudsoN MARTHA so they could make that one vague bible joke? I hate everything?
- Nobody who wrote three different fake resurrection scenes could write The Final Problem and be serious about it. Stay Anderson, my friends. Stay Anderson.
- Someday i want to feel as free as Anderson, gigglig and getting tangled up in yarn and newsprint.
- Sherrlock and John relievedly pretending they are laughint tears because sherlock tricked john and not becsuse they had A Moment is my spiriblahaha animablalala
- John giggling over mollys version of porn parody sherlock is...everything.
- Im sorry how could anyone not read the end of the episode where Cam realizes Sherlock's weak spot as John as not complete and utter evidence of...like this whole epusode is so sexually tense i cannot...likr every ingle confrontational scene isnot like haha they are friends but in an almist gay way but no homo haha, like the entire plot HINGES on the tension of him coming back and then Ends by Foreshadowing a Wedding as if it is the literal apocalypse.
