#drunk starters

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“Go fuck a dick.”

*throws water bottle in the trash* “Sorry I don’t drink.”

“Rich, poor, same thing.”

“Don’t do that that tickles.” “I know you like it because I’m biologically male.”

“I need to pee again because I didn’t actually pee because I have a shy bladder.”

“I’M SOBER.”

“Stop lying, whore. You didn’t drink.”

“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?”

“I WILL NOT MAJOR IN PHYSICS. I WILL MAJOR IN ALCOHOL”

“How dare you?! This is water!”

“I DONT WANT TO EAT THE CHICKEN TENDER”

“You look like a penguin. .....A fancy peguin though because you have a tux on.”

“YOU NEED TO STEAL HIS CIGARETTES”

“I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, _. YOU'RE SO ARTISTIC.”

“_ is my best friend now.”

*walks up to a stranger* “Hi, I’m _. Before this continues this won’t go anywhere because I’m gay”

“Actually I’m only 23% drunk.”

“You need one lover per country.”

“I am going to remember this. I AM.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Please drive my car. Don’t worry I’m not insured.”

“Wake up bitch.”

“I AM NOT DRUNK. YOU ARE WRONG.”

“Hi. Can we be friends?”

“I wanna kiss you.”

“I think he’s talking to other guys.” *shows selfie*

“Elsa come on!” Anna whined, her cheeks rosy from the slight chill in the air         ( and, quite possibly, wine ) “I know you don’t really care about this whole queen thingy anymore, but I’d really like some tips on how to talk to these diplomats without sounding like a broken record! I mean, how many times can I tell them the story of the GREAT THAW until they get  bored??”

@mamagalra

A Little Too Drunk Starters:

“Whoa whoa whoa -- hold on,” said Anna, her eyes looking all around, trying to keep up with the sprightly ...uh, sprite. “You’re telling me that you have magic?! That’s just like my sister, Elsa! Oh my gosh -- do you know her? Would you like to?!”

“Jim?” Anna asked suddenly, her eyes bright. They’d been drinking the champagne he’d brought up for a while now -- the night was still pitch black. Thankfully, the princess didn’t feel so alone anymore. His conversation and the willingness to follow her after she’d left him in the LIBRARY made her feel more like her old self. Not so lonely, at any rate.