Quote of the night: Our Donna said about the frat boys who just came in our bar. "Just look at them they are so cute with their baseball caps and popped collars and collar outside of the sweater I just want to punch their cheeks and kick them the fuck our of this bar."

You haven't lived until you have drunkenly thought a cartoon on tv didn't make sense.!

Drunk river. Warm apple cider and cranberry rum with cranberries soaked in the rum. You're welcome

Drunk river might be happening! I might be drunk who knows. Anyway so someone remembered me by me being dressed as River but they couldn't get out curly hair so they mimicked curly hair and it kind of looked like they were calling me crazy. It was the best thing every.

Drunk River has been drinking since 2 and is not drunk and has not even been only barely tipsy for like one moment. Trying drink...good grief like 10 I think? *counts fingers. Yep it's ten.

First quote of the night, "That tastes like paint thinner...I like it." Said by friend about my massive margarita.