#drunk got7

(this that actually gave me an idea, if you want drunk!admins in the same way we’ve done exo, monsta x and got7 let us know because idk i think it could be funny and you’d get to know the unfiltered side of us lol)

alrighh t woop woop wopp BRRRRR here we goo

MOERK

so i have a feeing that at first he’s as silent and quiet as normaly

just sitting at the sidd,e

listenignt o others covnersation

an just GIGGLING’

but if someone caals him

“hey mark” “YAAS BITCH”

lowkey sass

has the “asian glow”

but doesnt want anyione to see it bc our boi is from MURICA

a litte after that though

gest sleepy

so he finds a quiet vorner/room to sleep in

or calls rimself a cab cause he’s a responsible youngman

(sober edit; i forgot to mention how i think Mark’s soo lightweight and I even laughed about it for like 10 minutes straight but then forgot about it but yeah boi is lightweight af)

JAWBUTT

insists heäs not drunk

his face revealds the truth tho he’s red af

BUTT GRABS

especially MArk bc lets bbe honesy

he jusr want s to dfeel like a maknae for a hwblw,e (translation; for a while)

also fLIRTY af

liike if it’s a party and he ses tomeone he lieks

before anyone can stop him he’s other there (translation; over there)

i’f he’d (translation; if he’s) just with the other memberds and they proboke (translation; provoke) him oh oGD

‘bboying, or actually more like jst shaking his bod all aroujdny

although he seems like he’s going too wild, he knows his limits and rarely end up having a hangover (sober edit; WOW A SENTENCE good job drunk Fay)

WANGGAEKING’

doesnt feel anything with the first fwew drinks

so he drink somre nore

an dBOOM sudenly it all goes to his head

cant stay still!! needs to move around

doesnt stay around for too hong kong tho (sober edit; I... I tried to write ‘long’ but then a typo happened and it was ‘kong’ and I was like “LOL he’s from hong kong let’s write that” please excuse my lame ass)

“hold on jstt one sedcond i’ll be RIGHT baxck”

yu wiait and wait qand waitr and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait

doesnt come back

when at the end og the party you ask someone

he went home alrrady

the reason being

wants to talkjt o everyone so he just chages a few wordss with one person before already moving onto th enect (translation; the next) one becyaue he remembrs he wanted to talj to this one perosn and its just a never enedign cycle

after talking to akl those other people he jsur nevr rememebrd to come abck to you before he felt too sleepy

“I*M YOUR MOM”

acutally not a mom

he can’t mom anyone right noe

he’s the one who has to be mommed

lowest alcohol tolerance soooooo

one SIP of the drink adndd

he be WILDIJng

jumping up and down onthe coush, tables, anywherre

beer after beer afte beer

in the end he wants to maje sur eeveryone had fun and is safe

even though he cant assurr that himself

hell ask everyone

“is bamabm still here? has yugyeom drank water?”

fights sleep util someo can comfirm everyone’s okay

SUNHINESSS

bayby bi (sober edit; okay SO that’s supposed to say ‘baby boi’ but... I guess that works too)

ENGRISH

“the last one standign” as he himself once declared

worries about everything

“guys TURN DowN THE VOluME!! YOu’LL SacRe COco!”

is being loud himself

he wouldnt be, it’s just-

“we gonna flyyhYYYHYYhyyyyHyyyWOOAh” (sober edit; I tried to find a video clip to link to this one but I didn’t but I’m pretty sure you know, if you don’t it’s from that one vlive)

his singing and laughign thatäs laugh

skinsuoå!! (translation; skinship) like even more than when he’s sobrr

hangin onto his hyjungs arms

or if heäs denied

he’s huggin anythign he can

pillows, poles, cock, himseld,, (sober edit; JESUS that’s supposed to say... tbh I can’t even remember but it was perfectly innocent okay) (oh right it was supposed to say Coco but, you know... typos)

KunPIDMOOs aka BAMBAMMIE FOR4v3r!!!!!  (sober edit; I was suddenly pissed at fans hating on him)

fietsjm, nosies (translation; uummm.. ‘firstly’? probably yeah, and ‘noises’)

SAASSHYYY

runs around the place complaining abou taestheticS

like he lights up candles and dims the lights

otherwise he wont drink, he needs a nice, clasddy envuronment

just becauser he wants to seem liek a cool giuy for the ladies

but uses cringey pick up lines

idk lik 2″wanna hear this sonf Jacjson taught me he heard it from Namjoon SunBaeNim”

*starts singing rich girl with his poer vocals* (sober edit; rich girl- I meant expensive girl but apparently remembered the title wrongly)

one second he’s hyper, the next he’s snoring’

C_RACkheas

if you didnt’e alrady guess

he’d danging

excessiveness butt shakes

the girks lowkey thinks he’s gay because he just dances to fiercely

constant bathroom rujsn

he diappeated (translation; disappeared) once again

you alrrady kno w he’s in the toilet for the thousandth time

so you go

and theres a long line in front of the door

he duck ing passed out on the toilet (sober edit; I suddenly didn’t wanna swear because I was like “Yugy is so smol even tho he’s a giant I can’t swear in front of him so that’s why ‘duck ing’)

so you get someone to get him out of there

(poor mark/jaebum/youngjae/whoever has to basically carry them to the dorms)

it’s like magic, first he’s busting moves and thenhe canät find ebough strenght to even stand by himself