#drunk enough

blame gina ( @allthe-queens-men)

right we will begin............. in ‘94

........... hm. tired baby. i love him, and i adore his dumbledore glasses, but also he probably should have shaved beofre this event rather than in the morning. would still bend over a table.

‘95 (potent. potentially still ‘94? times are Hard) yeah. u know i’d go there, look at that tambourine action. im only human

‘96. no. i dont care how much money that love child could get me. i’m fucking a member of whatever boyband is popular at the moment instead. no. 

‘97 (again, dates are all over the place bc the internet cannot be trusted). like sure, if dom is there.

‘98................................................. sigh fine. F I N E. i’ll sing three blind mice as i do it but yeah..... i’‘ll do it.

‘99...................... begrudgingly.

00′ there’s a baby in this photo im emotionally compromised how dare u

‘01........................................................... ok he’s cute in this pic but otherwise no

‘02 he looks like the guy that turned out to be The Master (not in a fun way) in doctor who. in martha’s season. he looks like that guy. no.

‘03 this is just the same person in the three stages of divorce (denial, depression, acceptance)

‘04. sure. why not. this may as well happen.

‘05. harmless. would probably buy me a nice bottle of wine before hand. we’re gonna order room service after. i see them hands. we good.

‘06. hit me w ur rhythm stick

‘07 this is a hamster. this is an actual hamster. what do u store in ur cheeks, wise one, for they are fluffy and speak wisdom

‘08 like. imma fuck u but i refuse to claim child support cause i dont want anyone to know

Drunk Enough To - Nea