#drunk doodling

So was chatting with a friend about the new Pokemon movie and I was asked what Pokemon would I have in the real world to help with my job...and kinda drunk me (still really buzzed) really, really liked this idea!

I’m a bus driver so what Pokemon would I have on me to maybe help with crowd control? Maybe help out if something bad happens? And Lordy I instantly new four I’d have right away!!! And all have been or on on my actual Pokemon teams!

From Left to right!

Conkeldurr! He’d be my main muscle! When shit hits the fan He’d be my ultimate brute force. Naturally strong and with those concrete columns I’m sure you’re gonna want off my bus before you try to start trouble! He’d have the moves “Bulk Up”, “Wake-up Slap”, “Focus Punch” and “Super Power”.

Muk (Shiny)! This lovely lady would be pure crowd control! She’d be able to take a lickin’ and dish it back with a vengeance! And lets face it she makes an appearance I bet you’ll voluntarily be getting off my bus. Her moves would be “Disable”, “Gunk Shot”, “Acid Armor” and “Poison”.

Oddish! This little one would also be a more kind of crowd control! Using their pollens to stun, sleep or cover up our less then hygienic customers smell! His moves would be “Sleep Powder”, “Stun spore”, “Sweet Scent” and “Cut”.

Haunter! Who doesn’t love having a ghost type on their team? And haunter would be brought out for violent and aggressive customers! Because if she can’t spook ya into behaving I’m sure her haunting abilities will! Her moves would be “Hypnosis”, “Confuse Ray”, “Sucker Punch” and “Dark pulse”

Hypno! This guy again would be for difficult customers where telling them “No” just isn’t working! His moves would be “Disable”, “Hypnosis”, “Psychic” and “Zen Headbutt” (Because if psychic power and reasoning won’t work he’ll knock some common sense into you Hah)

Reuniculas! This lil guy would be more for aiding others! With psychic and fairy talents everything about them is not only cute but very helpful! Their moves would be “Charm”, “Heal Block”, “Recover” and “Psyshock”

THIS WAS SUPER FUN TO THINK ABOUT! I mean I had to consider not only each Pokemon’s talents but size! Could they fit in a bus? How would they function and still make for a good poke team? After all ya might get a challenger on a layover right?!