#drunk!text

4. A late night text

To: The Better Musketeer

You know, all things considered, I’m surprised you ended up as good a person as you are.

I mean you’re still a musketeer, but 3 out of 5 ain’t bad.

1. A funny text

To: The Better Musketeer

Hy tristn

what do yu clal bees tha make milk?

Boo-bees

27. A weird text

To: The Better Musketeer

I have a theory that if you shaved all of your hair off, you’d look ten years younger.

No. I don’t have a bet with Fernand that I can get you to shave your head? Why do you ask?

24. A final text

To: Ally?

If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me.

25. A flirty text

To: Ally? 

We have plans tonight.

It involves me, you and a chess board.

Interested?

12. An accidental text

To: Ally?

Stop telling me I need dresses that show off my hips. I don’t want men drooling over me all the time

oh no

Send “✆” for a morning text.

To: Enemy #1′s Assistant

Good morningKidnap anyone today?

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.

To: Enemy #1′s Assistant

You’re a better man than the Cardinal deserves. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you can get away from him.

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

To: Enemy #1′s Assistant

You knw whats gret about Paris?It’s not as big as everyon thnksAn poeple talkI know everythingI know wha you did to FernandYou will pay fr thisWhen yu least expect itYou will regret ever touching my brother

Send “✿” for a suggestive text.

To: Enemy #1′s Assistant

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

To: Enemy #1

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.

To: Friend

I am a figurehead of the Court of Miracles and I run a secret revolution to take down the king to replace him with the rightful heir. 

I know I shouldn’t tell you this, but I hate keeping this secret from you. 

I don’t want you to be caught in the crossfire.

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

To: Friend

You know your me best fiend rigt?*frien*friendActually you’re my ONLY friendIs that sad?Nawww cuz your th beast friend I could ever have!*bast*beast*bestYou’re worth a million friends!I rather have u as my friend than all the people in the hole world be ma friend!*you*whole*mystupid autocorrect

Send “ø” for a late night text.

To: Friend

I had to borrow one of your dresses. I swear I’ll bring it back

And don’t be alarmed at the dress I left behind

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