Can you do a follow-up 3 sentence fic to that one where MJ is drunk? In this one, Peter is amused at drunk MJ’s clumsy, failed attempts to seduce him
He really should have known that Mr. Darcy’s proclamation of love to Elizabeth would have put MJ in some type of Mood™, especially given how many drinks she’s had, but he can’t say that it’s not a little bit hilarious.
She ignores his “time for bed,” instead swatting his hands away, pushing him onto the mattress, and nearly tripping over her jeans as she starts stripping down, humming a very out-of-tune version what he can only assume is supposed to be the Boyz II Men classic, I’ll Make Love to You.
And for the most part, he holds it together, but when her head gets stuck in her shirt, arms raised pitifully above her head... that’s when he finally loses it.
