Jun 29, 2018
the world is so much funnier when i’m drunk - imagine how funny’d be if we were all pleasantly drunk
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the world is so much funnier when i’m drunk - imagine how funny’d be if we were all pleasantly drunk
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national vodka day
me: *cooks dinner while drinking vodka on an empty stomach*
roommate: *sees cayenne pepper sprinkled carelessly on stove top*
roommate: This was drunk!you cooking.
me: No, that was me being me. I usually do that; I haven't cleaned up yet.
me: *spills approximately one shot glass's worth of my mixer*
me & roommate: *lock eyes knowing full well THAT was drunk!me*
i feel naked but im fully clothed how ?
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holy crp i was sitting up in bed after drinking my drink and i was like umm i dont feel all that drubk like i feel it buuut wtf
but then i moved and the i was like WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA
I swear, making Games of Thrones references while threatening my friends in my drunk state will always come back and bite me :)))))) They'll never let me hear the end of it >.< :))
my mom had a wine glass full to the brim of amaretto, because devon did not understand how much to put in the glass
so after she drank like half she was a lil rid and tipsy, and i was like 'lol i could have ALL that and not be drunk'
and then we split the rest (i drank most tho)
and now i'm tipsy and i'm like drunker than i thought i'd be but still not like DRUNK drunk, u feel?