#drunk!keith

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron) Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron) Additional Tags: Bartender AU, Drunk Keith (Voltron), Bartender Lance (Voltron), keith is the biggest grump until he gets drunk, he has such a soft spot for lance, lance is too nice, takes place in las vegas, Bisexual Lance (Voltron), Gay Keith (Voltron), basically lance takes care of drunk keith, Fluff, klance

Summary:

“You’ve got pretty eyes,” Keith grumbled, drawing a laugh from Lance.

“Are you sure you aren’t one of those disgusting boys trying to take advantage of me?” Lance questioned.

Keith shrugged, moving his head away from the other. “I never said I wasn’t,” he said with a bubbly laugh, slumping back into his chair to look at the other.

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Summary: Keith gets drunk and Lance gets drowned in affection.

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Summary: “This is Voltron Pizzeria. How may I take your order?”

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Summary: When he'd seen her, he let his eyes take her all in. He took in the sleek, shiny shoulder length black hair, and the way the pale skin was reflecting the bright lights of what Lance assumed was an alien club. The way her violet eyes shone as she flashed him a smug smirk that made his stomach flutter.

Lance had taken the grin as an invitation, and waltzed over to the alien babe leaning against the bar with slick words already finding their way through his teeth.

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Summary: “Oh my God,” Lance says as he covers his face. Keith’s tinny voice blares from his laptop speakers: “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.” See, this joke might have been funny if someone charismatic and charming had said it, but Keith’s flat voice and even flatter expression effectively kidnaps, tortures, and then decapitates any chance of it being remotely humorous.

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