#drunk!ama

who said bill’s my favorite blog? lol um...

I LOVE Kelly @covered-byroses. she’s my new bestie. and she lets me annoy her all day and she writes me dirty things whenever I want them. So, yeah, she’s one. 

ummm.... Logan, @justcallmeasmodeus is my buds. she is awesome and puts up with my shit for unknown reasons. also she LITERALLY keeps track of my rambling ideas. Like, I asked her yesterday if I had an idea for something and she sent me 10 screenshots. what a champ. 

who do I talk to all day? Idk, bro. Um... off the top of my whiskey brain... I also enjoy... @deanscarlett @dean-winchesters-bacon @ilsawasanacrobat @chelsea072498 @frenchybell @percussiongirl2017 @crispychrissy @dubuforeveralone @feelmyroarrrr OMG ROARRRY is my FAVES. she literally always sends me the perfect thing that I need right at the moment and she’s a darling sweetheart and I’mma hitchhike to england to hug her. that’s not possible, anyway you get my point. 

Follow these wonderful rays of sunshine. Thus Spake the Beka. 

Ama:"Oh this should be good."

Garden:"I was bitten by a radioactive woman."

Ama: "Bitten by a- oh my god Justine."

I don’t really have one. 

I feel like, the things that I’d like to do... if they happen, that’s great, but if not... oh well. I’m happy with my life and if I never get to go skydiving, whatever. 

I don’t really wish for big things like I think bucket lists require. I aim for the second of third rung up. Something I can work towards that I know is attainable. 

Even as I write this, I can’t really think of anything major that I’d put on there. I’d like to go to London, I’d like to get a tattoo, drive the California coastline, get stoned with Jarpad, work on a film set, stuff like that...

Supposedly. 

My friend Carmen can’t say it but she says it all the fucking time and she says it like “Suh-pose-ibldly” i can’t even explain how it irritates me. I used to correct her but I’ve given up. it hurts my ears. lol

well... 

if you’ve never had an orgasm whilst you need to pee... I suggest you attempt one at some point. It’s like... the pressure is super intense and it’s slightly painful but in a really good way, and even a quick one while you need to go is like really awesome. 

so, yeah, I would give it a shot. 

Do I recommend peeing on someone else in general? No, not really, but you do you. ;)

That One Time You Wrecked A Motel Room In A New Kinda Way

you really want it? i literally have a youtube playlist entitled “S2F2″ (songs 2 fuck 2) and it includes...

Taste by Lorna Vallings (my fave!!)

Crazy Love done by Jensen 

Feel Like Makin Love - bad company

Tennessee Whiskey - Chris Stapleton

Criminal - Fiona Apple

Stuff like that. lol Seriously though, TASTE is like... instant get me going. idky.