#drugged?

TW: Drugged (kind of), brainwashing (again, kind of?)

"Who's that?" Hero asked, annoyed.

"Who? This? This is Sidekick. They're new."

"Why, Villain, I'm a bit jealous." Hero said, spinning their tone to try and sound casual. "I did want you all to myself."

"Well you'll have to share me." Villain smirked as Sidekick stepped forward to fight.

"I heard you're pretty strong. Go easy and let me get the first punch?" Sidekick grinned, going for a hit. Hero caught their fist, their bare hands touching.

Hero stumbled back. "Wh-what...?" An odd look came over their face as Sidekick stepped back.

"What... did you just do to them?" Villain asked, stepping forward.

"My power reveals people's secrets. You're about to find out everything you could want to know from Hero."

"They look high." Villain muttered.

Hero's pupils were dilated and their eyes were glossy as they tried to focus. When they were finally able to regain some control over their eyes, they caught sight of Villain and froze.

Hero's eyes wandered over Villain's body.

"H-hey." Villain crossed their arms. "What're you looking at. My eyes are up here."

"The reason they look a little like someone who's high, Villain, is because my power works similarly to a drug. It removes inhibitions."

Hero crossed to Villain, who fell back a step as their nemesis took their face in their hands. "I love your eyes." They murmured before kissing them softly on the lips.

Villain started to pull away when Sidekick tapped them on the cheek. Villain felt their resolve crumble as they kissed back softly for a moment before pulling away and hugging Hero close to them.

"Why?" Villain asked Sidekick as Hero wrapped their arms around Villain's waist.

"Because you two were taking too long." Sidekick tapped Villain again, relinquishing their power over them. Then they gave Hero back control.

Hero hesitated before pulling away, face red. They put a hand over their mouth. "What... the fuck."

Recently our very own Agent Em consumed some odd cookies she claims Cap gave to her, yet he denies this. The cookies were decorated with HYDRA logos, so we don’t need a genius to figure out what happened.

Currently Agent Em is jumping around Avengers tower, and at the moment is throwing confetti all over Thor, she appears jumpy, energetic and pretty high... Bruce happens to be investigating any more side effects, but as for now, if you see a HYDRA decorated cookie, please do NOT eat it.