I used my storymatic cards to come up with this one! Enjoy!
“Say goodbye to your city, Hero,” Villain cackled, “once I’m done with you, no one will be able to- what is this?”
Hero had shoved a folded piece of paper into Villain’s hands. They didn’t say anything despite Villain’s raised brow. The latter rolled their eyes at the former and opened it.
“Really, darling, passing notes in class?” they asked, but read the paper all the same.
Please excuse Hero from crime-fighting from June 27th to July 5th due to medical complications related to their injuries.
“What the heck?” Villain blurted.
Hero was already walking away.
“Don’t you turn your back on me!” Villain grabbed Hero by the shoulder and spun them around, “explain yourself!”
“What’s there to explain?” Hero asked flatly, “I can’t fight you today, I have a doctor’s note.”
“Wha- but- are you serious!?”
“It’s completely legal, Villain, and you have to honor it.”
“The heck I do!” Villain disintegrated the note into dust with their powers, “now, back to what we’re here for-”
Hero shoved another, identical note into Villain’s hand, which earned them a loud curse from the criminal.
“I’ve made copies, a lot of copies,” Hero said, “now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go rest up. Doctor’s orders.”
Villain was about to destroy the second note when the glint of a deliciously devious idea shone in their eyes.
“Oh, very well,” they sighed in a dramatic fashion, “if you must, you must. We can’t go against the word of a medical professional, now can we?”
“Exactly,” Hero said, walking away once more, “see you next- gah!”
Villain chuckled. It was just too easy. They pocketed the now-empty syringe into a compartment in their utility belt.
“You have to rest, doctor’s orders, I know,” Villain grinned, “but your precious physician didn’t say where you had to do so. And I feel such dreadful guilt over causing those injuries of yours, it only makes sense that I would facilitate your recovery. Besides, you need someone to look after you.”
“I do not!” Hero slurred, wobbling on unsteady feet, “you just… wanted an… excuse to… mm…”
Hero collapsed right into Villain’s waiting arms. Villain tutted, shaking their head.
“Look at you, all tuckered out,” they cooed, “I told you we shouldn’t fight today.”
Hero opened their mouth, no doubt to take Villain’s bait, but they just couldn’t get the words out. They gave Villain one last indignant look before going under. Villain watched Hero’s expression shift from frustration to the peaceful calm brought on by a deep sleep.
Villain practically skipped off of the rooftop. They deposited Hero in their car, which had been disguised as an ordinary station wagon. As soon as Villain’s hands were on the wheel, the vehicle shifted into something much more sleek and dark. They began the trip back to their lair, humming along to their custom playlist. All the while, Hero slept on, with at least five copies of their doctor’s note sticking out of their suit pocket.
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