I used my storymatic cards to come up with this one! Enjoy!
βSay goodbye to your city, Hero,β Villain cackled, βonce Iβm done with you, no one will be able to- what is this?β
Hero had shoved a folded piece of paper into Villainβs hands. They didnβt say anything despite Villainβs raised brow. The latter rolled their eyes at the former and opened it.
βReally, darling, passing notes in class?β they asked, but read the paper all the same.
Please excuse Hero from crime-fighting from June 27th to July 5th due to medical complications related to their injuries.
βWhat the heck?β Villain blurted.
Hero was already walking away.
βDonβt you turn your back on me!β Villain grabbed Hero by the shoulder and spun them around, βexplain yourself!β
βWhatβs there to explain?β Hero asked flatly, βI canβt fight you today, I have a doctorβs note.β
βWha- but- are you serious!?β
βItβs completely legal, Villain, and you have to honor it.β
βThe heck I do!β Villain disintegrated the note into dust with their powers, βnow, back to what weβre here for-β
Hero shoved another, identical note into Villainβs hand, which earned them a loud curse from the criminal.
βIβve made copies, a lot of copies,β Hero said, βnow, if youβll excuse me, I have to go rest up. Doctorβs orders.β
Villain was about to destroy the second note when the glint of a deliciously devious idea shone in their eyes.
βOh, very well,β they sighed in a dramatic fashion, βif you must, you must. We canβt go against the word of a medical professional, now can we?β
βExactly,β Hero said, walking away once more, βsee you next- gah!β
Villain chuckled. It was just too easy. They pocketed the now-empty syringe into a compartment in their utility belt.
βVillain! I just said-β
βYou have to rest, doctorβs orders, I know,β Villain grinned, βbut your precious physician didnβt say where you had to do so. And I feel such dreadful guilt over causing those injuries of yours, it only makes sense that I would facilitate your recovery. Besides, you need someone to look after you.β
βI do not!β Hero slurred, wobbling on unsteady feet, βyou justβ¦ wanted anβ¦ excuse toβ¦ mmβ¦β
Hero collapsed right into Villainβs waiting arms. Villain tutted, shaking their head.
βLook at you, all tuckered out,β they cooed, βI told you we shouldnβt fight today.β
Hero opened their mouth, no doubt to take Villainβs bait, but they just couldnβt get the words out. They gave Villain one last indignant look before going under. Villain watched Heroβs expression shift from frustration to the peaceful calm brought on by a deep sleep.
Villain practically skipped off of the rooftop. They deposited Hero in their car, which had been disguised as an ordinary station wagon. As soon as Villainβs hands were on the wheel, the vehicle shifted into something much more sleek and dark. They began the trip back to their lair, humming along to their custom playlist. All the while, Hero slept on, with at least five copies of their doctorβs note sticking out of their suit pocket.
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