#drseussau

Misa: Kira I’m your girlfriend now!

Light: Really cause I don’t see how

Rem: Do it or I’ll kill you fool

Misa: And I’ll stalk you at your school!

Light: I’m trying hard to hide from L

Misa: I’ll call you all the time as well!

Light: you’re gonna make me lose my life

Misa: Ask me quick to be your wife!

Light: Can’t you kindly tone it down

Rem: Do you not want her around?

Light: Haha no, of course not, never

Misa: Then I shall follow you forever!

Light: Hello L we need to chat

L: Do you know where Kira’s at?

Misa: Light who is this weirdo friend

Light: I am the god of a new world

Ryuk: Why don’t you like that Misa girl?

Light: I’ll purge this place of sin and rot

Ryuk: I dunno, she’s pretty hot

Light: Before me all their knees will bow

Ryuk: I’ll listen while you cackle now

Light: I’ll take this chip and eat it up!

Ryuk: I saw you staring at L’s butt

Light: Squash them all like tiny ants!

Ryuk: Why’s the death note in your pants?

Light: No one will ever look there, see

Ryuk: But all of Tokyo wants your D

Light: A corset is the perfect plan!