#droppingthesoap

i was just in the shower and i happened (as usual) to drop the soap. now i always do this, but today i questioned myself. why, on earth, do i clench my butt cheeks when i do this? we all do it.

(and if you're reading this now and just laughed to yourself like a girl playing dream phone, shut up! we all do it.)

its not like im worried that, in the comfort of my own home, some massive, 300lbs mixed man (because saying black or white would be racist accordingly) is going to sneak up behind me and attempt the worst.

now ive never been in prison - close once - but im sure, infact quite positive. i may even say 100% correct in saying that; no one is going to come out of the wall while im doing my man stuff. but i still, and probably still will check from now until enternity.

just thought i'd share that piece of uselessness.

sorry for waisting your minute and half. (7 minutes for you people slow on the up-take)