Here’s some water starter fakemon
Pokedex entries because yes
Droolphin: Back in the ancient times, tribes would use their horrible tasting and slightly poisonous saliva as a way to taint enemy tribes’ food. Nowadays, they are seen as pests towards farmers and cooks due to them contaminating food, but they are unaware of this, as they still believe they are helping.
Spitxiety: While they are shown to have capability of being a powerful Pokémon, they are so worried about what contaminating anything their poisonous saliva touches that they’re almost unable to attack. When they get too stressed, they violently whip their tongue around, causing a rain of poisonous saliva.
Saltation: Despite their rugged appearance, they have a sense of hygiene and clean their tongue and blowhole before interacting with food or children. When fighting however, they use their long tongue as a lasso to entrap foes in their tongue while covering them in highly toxic saliva.
