#drivingstories

So I was minding my own business, driving with my windows down because I love the feeling of the wind in my hair. So this red truck pulls up to me, and it has around 5-6 people in it. All but one is a guy. So one of the guys pulls down his window and was like "Baby, can I get your number?" He had a southern drawl, and the boys in the car snickered at his try for my number. I thought it was pretty funny, so I laughed too and stayed "No way" and drove off. A little bit latter I had reached a stop light, and as I was stopped they pulled up to me again. And the same guy goes, "Hey baby, you miss me?" Or he said "Hey baby, remember me?" I can't remember. But I rolled my eyes and was like "When are you gonna let up?" And all the guys in the car with him laughed and he responded with, "When I get that number!!" And the light turned green, but right before I left I yelled "I like pussy" and all the guys including him, whooped and hollered. So I drove off again, and yet again they caught up to me. That guy was nothing if not persistent. He asked again "Can I get that number?" And I laughed and told him, "No, but she can" and I turned to look at the girl in the car. Once she met my eyes, I winked at her and drove away. This was the most stud like thing I have ever done in my life.

Yep, don’t be tired and drive. #specialkindofstupid #drivingstories #comicstrip #digitalillustration #funny #ishouldnapmore

So, I was leaving the office to go home to my studio and finish a song. While going down the main street in the city, with my windows down and sunroof open as usual, I came across a Lancer that was blocking the road trying to park… After about 15s, I yelled “Just fucking get it in there already!” Which was then followed by a “That’s what she said!” from someone walking past on the path, followed by random laughing from a bunch of people also on said path (Note: This is near the mall) and that’s the best drive home I’ve had in this city