#drivers au

- Ukrainian-Russian. - Artist. Student architect (don't ask anything about it - I'm an idiot) - Undiagnosed ADHD, please be patient. - I'm not proshipper or anti. Dark stuff can be interesting for analyzing. Real crimes are not justified, and their victims should not be forgotten. I welcome violence only in drawings and with symbolism.

☕️ Current hyperfixation: Red dead redemption and No Means Nothing. ☕️ Other hyperfixation: Spooky Month, Pizza Tower, Super Mario, Pokemon Sun and Moon, Encanto, Warframe, Cars, MLP, Bully, GTA 5. ☕️ Interests: Psychology, biology, BUGS, videogames, true crime videos.

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"I don't enjoy breaking the law. I do it for the adrenaline rush."

Loki Laufeyson is one of the best drivers in the illegal racing industry. He is also stubborn, can't be tamed by anything and anyone.

That is untill he meets one ex-racer, currently a detective, Mobius M. Mobius, who offers to teach him a lesson in exchange for help with an investigation.

In a nutshell, in my fanon, cars' insides calls "drivers" that have gone down the path of adaptation as humans.

Ancient drivers used rounded stones before the creation of vehicles, in which they hollowed out a space and a couple of holes for themselves: for the mouth and for a small limb, thanks to which they push off from surfaces, climb and grab.

Omnivores. Due to the fact that they were not adapted to hunting, they ate mainly fruits and carrion.

Since, in essence, they were initially considered as a brain, then gradually, like humans, they began to evolve (more intellectually than externally).

They go through an almost similar path of development as humanity.

With the creation of vehicles, life has become easier.

Driver's bodies became faster, comfortable, capable for self-heating to avoid cold spells and etc.

It seeps into the details of its body to control it using thin threads of itself, which both pulls and retracts if necessary (for example: repairing, tuning).

Their cycle looks like this:

They are born prematurely, otherwise their mother would have crushed them with her insides by accident.

+ Biology moment: layers ::::0

What would an average driver look like if we could get them out of the car (It's not a tail, it's a stomach...):

In practice, it is not possible to get it out of the body without damage.

+ Bonus:

As for the various unintelligent animals? - In essence, these organisms are mimics... So we have bigger sane beetles and smaller silly-willy beetles and etc.

They don't really control their size. They will copy what they find. Intelligent vehicles figured out how to tame this creatures, which gave rise to the tractors we are familiar with, the bodies of which eventually went out of production for intelligent ones.

And yes, mimics are completely organic, except that the outer cover is imitated as metal. And that's why there may be meat in the markets.

- In this world, it is necessary to have your own garage, and it is undesirable to sleep on duty like Sheriff. Why? Insects can get under the bottom and start gnawing on car's body, getting all the way to the upholstery and insides. This is a rare phenomenon, since the car periodically shakes itself while sleeping.

- Speaking of Sheriff. He grazes tractors for the soul and has a relatively good relationship with Frank, so as not to fall out of favor with the combine (well, he simply observes safety precautions with this machine).

- Monster trucks participate in different disciplines, of course. But there is a division into those who were an ordinary car and moved to a huge suspension, and there are those who were created as monsters.

The second case is most often for the amusement of the public and destroys old/broken cars. Trucks are trained so that there is no pity in them, and in general they are treated like animals (Ivy is a good girl who was able to stop what she did not like. Ginormous, in my HCs, is the one who was picked up by the circus and trained like an animal, from which he grew up and behaves hot-tempered at times even after rehabilitation).

- Cars float like cars in GTA Vice City by cheats. They feel good afloat, but it is advisable to apply a special coating to prevent the appearance of rust.

- It is not customary in society to open doors, but cars periodically slam them with discontent.

- It's also not worth opening someone's door without permission - it's harassment . Why did you even want to see someone's inner world?

- By the way, because of the door handles, this can be considered a weak zone. Predators know about this, so first of all they try to tear out the door in order to get to organs.

- No matter how cute cars may seem, cannibalism is not a rare phenomenon for them. But this usually happens in poor families, where the financial situation leaves much to be desired. So a newborn driver is always in danger in such conditions. But he can try to escape, the benefit of small tentacles allows.

- An alarm or siren may accidentally turn on if you scare a car. Also, these goodballs get scared when they first discover a radio inside themselves. And at first it may seem to the poor devils that they are going crazy. Therefore, over time, it was necessary to introduce a mini-briefing on the received body into the program so that there would be no silly situations.

• For some reason, I like to think of the exhaust pipe as something like nostrils or so. That is, access to this part is relatively easy, which causes some particles and small debris to occasionally get there, but it can get there, and it's not difficult to blow it out. But sometimes someone will put a piece of paper in there to shut up a foe.

If the pipe gets clogged, congratulations, death from toxic gases ::::/

• I don't like ship Chick/Strip. But thinking about the fact that they see each other in a more creepy light for each other - mmm, well, what a charm.

Like, you know: The hidden sense of guilt for having made a colossal mistake and now you feel like everyone is staring at you and wishing you torment and death VS The eternal fear of being alone with an attacker, because now you are not sure exactly about his adequacy and behavior, which causes every movement to cause a slight chill through your body and expectations of something bad.

Now let's imagine they're on the same podcast.

• Cars protest looks like they rolling onto the roof, if they don't want to do something. They can do this sideways, or they can drive their rear wheels slightly on a wall and push forward. Haha, salto.

• They shake their bodies clockwise/counterclockwise to both wake up after sleep and massage their tank-stomach from the inside so that it hurts a little less.

• What do you think about the idea that there are eyes in the rear-view mirrors, but due to the principle of operation of the reflective surface, we will never know that they are there.

This would explain how they see anything in the mirrors at all, given that they are out of range of the field of vision.

• "Eyelids" are an easily replaceable part, and in general it is needed purely so that vehicles do not burn their eyes from direct sunny rays.

• Monster trucks usually have fangs from below, because they prefer not to grab a pray, but to prop it up in order to move it during the chase.

• About teeth: Cars have teeth that change twice in their entire lives. They also have a habit of swallowing it without hesitation, as their gastric juice is able to digest everything.

In theory, their first trip to the dentist takes place at the age of 25, since before that there was no point in treating something that would fall out anyway.