#dreamily

Wakko: i think you should all stop being lazy.

Yakko: oh no. is it finally time to get up? i’m not ready yet! i just got my beauty sleep! i have a beautiful face and a wonderful body to show everyone! I can't wait to take my public bath tomorrow! i'm gonna look like an angel! and then i'll be free!

Wakko: you already look like an angel. and you smell of soap too. you don't need to bathe at all anymore. but i also know how much effort goes into your everyday activities. you're still so young, you shouldn't waste your efforts on trivial things like bathing every day.

Dot: you know what's ridiculous, Wakko? how does someone always manage to find a reason to start their day with "I'm going to wash my feet in the sink and then I'll have breakfast"?? like, who is this zany Warner sibling??! they are clearly just trying to waste their money on unnecessary stuff when there are literally tons of healthy alternatives!

Wakko: i agree.

Dot: we both know that isn't true.

Wakko: yeah...

Yakko: well it doesn't matter anyway. i don't care about anyone else's opinions. even mine! now that i've taken the plunge into the water... everything's perfect! i feel refreshed.

Wakko: i think the water might be doing something. like a weird chemical reaction or something. i hope i was right...

Dot: you were never wrong.

Yakko: *gasp* what? you thought i was a liar?!

Wakko: no, i mean - yes, you can lie. i meant it was because i knew what i was talking about, but - i guess... i didn't expect you to actually lie. haha. i thought you had some good intentions

Yakko: lol okay, i'm lying. it's nice when people say i've got good intentions, though. it makes me blush. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧

Dot: what?! you blush easily???

Yakko: no, it means when people compliment my cheeks :))

Wakko: haha, so do those pink butterflies on your cheeks mean anything to anyone here? they don't seem very common, do they?

Yakko: yes! they do!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ✧

Wakko: oh, really? you're sure?

Yakko: yeah!!! they're my signature features! (ﾟヮﾟ)

Dot: *sigh* i must love the feathers. or whatever it is that birds eat to keep them pretty

Yakko: i bet you're the only ones who noticed! (☞∀☝)

Wakko: ouch... (ﾟヮﾟ)

Dot: *gasp* what's wrong?

Wakko: sorry to burst your bubble, but i'm not the one wearing wings around his heart. (☞Д☆)♥♪

Yakko: *gasp* wtf?? did you just compare me to that guy from a horror movie? he looked way more terrifying than i am, and I'm taller than him by like, 6cm (｡•́︿•̀｡) ♥

Wakko: yes. the comparison works for me too. (*≧▽≦) ﾉ*

Dot: why are you two so damn creepy?? i hate it!!!!!!!!!

Yakko: hey, calm down! you can't change our dynamic, i think it's cute! plus, i think Wakko is kinda cute... uhhhhhh...

Context: Dreamily is like AI Dungeon (an AI-powered app that allows you to generate stories about literally anything), but absolutely free and more focused on fanfiction.

Gotta get that serotonin somehow all right. 😆