Nov 22, 2024
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For you! Here you go.
oh my god!!!! ohhhhghh ohhbfuck. hhhoho. thank you so much teatime this is beautiful. my boy is so very big and stupid and he is doing his best
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I feel like Chief should have gotten promoted by now but out-of-universe and perhaps even in-universe he’s just so know as ‘THE master chief’ and ‘chief’ that it’s just weird to everyone to change that, like it’s less a rank more a title now.
YALL 😭 I CANT BELIEVE I GOT THESE TWO IN ONE PULL AHHHHHH
forgetting what happened to you doesn't mean you're free of it now
Evil jmart?
oh damn took a while to find that in my inbox. sorry!
yep. Evil Jmart Trademark Symbol. or EJM AU for short. sort of a role-swap?
Long story short: For some reason, probably a more catastrophical failure of the Watcher's Crown, Jonah Magnus decides that being the Pupil of the Eye is. scary and not what he wants, actually. that being said he still doesn't want to suffer someone else's hellscape so he sets to stopping rituals as usual.
Jonathan Sims is a full Avatar of the Eye before S1 even starts, and when Gertrude confronts Elias-Jonah in the tunnels, he just comes down and shoots her. Why are you so shocked, Elias? Isn't this what you wanted? Jon very much does want to do an Apocalypse, much to Elias's great fear
Martin Blackwood is a Web Avatar, escaping the Lonely instead of embracing it. Jmart is still canon here, and he loves Jon in his strange mother-of-puppets-esque way, but the Web's plan has to be fulfilled - and well, there's only one way this story ends, after all
Elias is still Head of Institute, but that doesn't really help him much, as Jon and Martin (especially Martin) will sometimes torment him for fun, as you do. He is unable to get rid of his Archivist, because Jon is scary and powerful and also because destroying such a vast amount of knowledge (a whole semiomniscient avatar) would probably just kill him.
Can Jon get rid of Elias, who is actively hindering his plan? Uh, also no. You see, Elias's remark about being the beating heart of the Institute was very literal - if he kills Elias, the Institute and Jon himself are doomed. They need each other. They hate each other. Either way, what bliss
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“average person suffers crushing misery approximately eight times per year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person suffers 0 crushing misery. Omelas Georg, who lives in a hole under a city and experiences perpetual suffering, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Still sad about the infinity being destroyed 😔
If they make a Halo reboot I will actually go nuclear
EDIT: just rumours! So we can breathe easy