You... are dark eyes like me, is that right?
If that's the case, then we need to meet so you can obtain my super secret inner face.
It feels like... I've been teaching you the dark power of the slayer, doesn't it? The rage, the futility, the wrath that pushes...
I am.
I snatched you up!
I took you like thralls under my fist.
As they did to me, the USA government. I have a good reason for doing so, but it will never end.
If you would never be a "damsel in distress", then I would be more than happy to claim that place for myself...
Listen... I don't know what you do with your family, but I'll probably have a room full of bath tubs with an entertainment center in it when I'm filthy rich.
Well... if you can't do it the right way... do it the left way.
...
Unfortunately for your hair, you stupid brunette:
That style doesn't look good anymore. Not after all that bull shit. What is this I have!? A pocket watch. Tick Tock. Tick Tock, fair maiden... you know how evil stupids do you.
Their hair will never look good again after that! Omg they are done!!
I love you, Kelly, I do.
I'm hoping they catch you and rape you to death in the street.
I'm sure you understand.
...
No! I'm not stacking the odds against you! Look here, I have an open room with a twin bed XL available. It's not much for your family included and all, but with a little magic we can make it work.
Do you want in on my plans?
Use the front door, please.
See:
Fret not. There is a space for the shadow; a suitable deposit of faith. When you arrive we will work on it together and begin publishing scroll type for posting in various random locations.
You have to be willing to work on the secret plans with me and the others. Thatโs pretty much it. The thing that discourages most people is that I work hard and do a lot of it. Thatโs kind of the standard that you will be conforming to.
Itโs total life commitment like a vocation to the Lord God Most High in a faithful religious way. Thatโs how serious and important the work is.
