Draco: You have to pay, Weasley.
Ron: I hate this game.
Hermione: It's just monopoly, Ron. Have fun.
Harry: My turn!
*Harry rolls the dice and falls into one of Malfoy's houses*
Draco: It's okay love, you don't have to pay.
Ron: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Draco: Why? It's my house I choose who pays.
Ron: Why doesn't Harry pay?
Draco: Because he's cute.
Ron: So am I!
Draco: And good in bed.
Ron: I really didn't need to know that, mate.











