#dramatic hoe

Uhh excuse me, sir, who are you to talk about drama???

Ravenclaw: Maybe I die. Some kind of accident. And then you go and marry Hufflepuff. And it makes me sad. But if he’s gonna be with somebody, I’d like it to be you.

Gryffindor: Weird, but sweet.

Ravenclaw: Only, I didn’t really die. I was faking it. And I come back. I spy on you and I’m planning to kick your ass, but I see how happy you make him. And I have to walk away. I have to. And I do. Slowly. In a rainstorm.

Gryffindor: ...Thank you?

Ravenclaw: But as time goes by it eats away at me. You’re out living it up with my husband. And I’m alone, in a cave. Training.

Gryffindor: Uh...

ANON! Thank you SO much for saying this cause I hadn't seen it yet and the way I short-circuited when I read this and scrambled to find the new promo haha 😂

I had previously been joking about him dragging her for her bad aim but to see Annie piling on as well is sendingggg meeee I love it

Are there levels of theatric Rio won't climb to? I thought keeping the bullets and placing them in front of her was emo enough but he's straight kissing the bullets she put in him like a true edgelord

Just wow. I.......don't even know where to begin unpacking that. We have no choice but to stan!

If we know anything about our Villanelle it’s that she isn’t sentimental.  She’s not going to spend too much time beating herself up over Eve not being special.  Why not get married?  She’s on the rebound and she’s trying to move on as she always does.  Dramatically and flamboyantly.  Because she’s extra like that. Besides she didn’t get with anybody on the side last season.  She was too busy giving Eve those set-up “O’s” so she’s overdue.  Places to go, things to do, men to kill and women to thrill.   That’s our Villanelle.