#dramatic cat

Why are cats so dramatic???? Like she will literally start screaming at 2 am all the while hobbling on her three legs trying to open a door that's already ajar just so I'd wake up, walk up to her, let her bite my legs cause why not? cradle her up like a baby and then ultimately go to sleep only hugging her for like 15 minutes cause she can't stand the weight and REPEAT-

‘       makiko,      ’       he pants,   his hand reaching out to grasp at her wrist.    his breathing comes out as a rattling little sob:    they’ve ran up this mountain twice now.       ‘       please,   i need a water bottle or i’m gonna die.       ’       @tvrningout

Me: *holding my cat* My cat: *holding my hand in her little paws* Me: *takes my hand away* My cat: Mother, do you not love me? If so, put me down at once and I will run away, never to be seen again! You have rejected me when all I tried to do was show you love! Oh the despair! The anguish! I am unloved and uncared for, through this whole world there is not one soul who would delight in seeing me! Me: fine, you can hold my hand.