#dramatic and weird

“god, i just want my pizza.” benny ranted, dramatically. the delivery driver was running behind and he was starving. of course, he was the only one running the desk and so it wasn’t like he could leave to go get it himself. someone had to be here. he didn’t get annoyed with a lot but food wasn’t something he really messed around with. as the bell dinged and indicated someone came in, he jumped up. “aw, shit. tell me you brought something edible, man. i’m starving. the pizza man is out there running behind and i’m hungry as hell. i think my stomach might eat itself. hey, is that possible? do you think my stomach could just eat itself? i’m sure someone’s died like that...right?”