#dragon-esqueblog

THANK YOU.  

I’m so happy you think it’s funny.  I hope it’s funny.  I tried really hard for it to be funny and I think so often that’s the downfall of funny and I’m just really glad you liked it thank you thank you.  

And that you liked my mess of a writing style.  That’s big too.  Because some days it’s just like...scatterbrained stream of consciousness and the fact that you didn’t think so is like gah.  

I feel like by the time 2018 rolls around, it’ll be: surprise! It’s coming in 2027 now.

Tagged by the-birdie and long-live-mediocrity

Rules: once you’ve been tagged you are supposed to answer the 92 truths about you. at the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

WHAT WAS YOUR:


last beverage: Water
last phone call: no clue
last text message: “weird”



HAVE YOU EVER:
dated someone twice: Nope(never dated ONCE)
been cheated on: Nope
kissed someone and regretted it: Nah
lost someone special: Yeah
been depressed: Who hasn’t
got drunk and threw up: Nada

THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Brown, neon green and white

IN 2014 HAVE YOU:
made a new friend: Yeah
fallen out of love: Was never in 
met someone who changed you: I suppose
found out who your true friends are: yes?
found out someone was talking about you: yes?
kissed anyone on your FB list: don’t have one

FIRST:
best friend: Emily sport you joined: Lacrosse vacation: Ireland
pair of trainers: what

RIGHT NOW:
drinking: Nothing
im about to: puting off studying bc I might cry
listening to: teenage dirtbag - wheatus

WAITING FOR: my online package to arrive 
YOUR FUTURE:
want kids: no, but maybe out of spite to mine
get married: Probs not 
career: artist, chemist

WHICH IS BETTER:
lips or eyes: Eyes are hella
hugs or kisses: Hugs
shorter or taller: Depends
younger or older: Around same age
romantic or spontaneous: Romantic?
nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach tbh
sensitive or loud: Sensitive?

HAVE YOU EVER:
kissed a stranger: Nah
drank hard liquor: nah
lost glasses/contacts: i don’t have either, 20/20 vision motherfucker
turned someone down: yeah
sex on first date: I’m ace so no
been arrested: Nope
cried when someone died: Yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
yourself: Why would I 
miracles: No
love at first sight: No
heaven: Nah
santa clause: why
angels: No