#draft trash

sasuke: i had a nightmare

orochimaru thinking about the uchiha massacre: better cut him some slack he’s been through a lot

Coomer... I have no fucking idea

kakashi: kisses you on the mouth

gai: uhh you could actually kiss me as opposed to just pretending to by saying it you know?

tsunade: what was that?

kakashi: i felt an emotion for a second it’s fine now i got rid of it

tsunade: you….got rid of it??

kakashi: yeah whenever i feel things i imagine burning them all in a funny little emotion incinerator i imagined haha

tsunade: i am begging you at this point please just go to therapy

kakashi: see i could be offended by that but instead i’m just going to imagine burning up my offense and getting rid of it isn’t that better?

kankuro: duh, you thought my face just naturally looked like that? i’ve gotta paint it on like your little whiskers

naruto: i don’t paint them they’re just part of my face

kankuro: what! that’s crazy. does that just happen with tailed beasts cause that would explain why gaara suddenly got a forehead tattoo scar thing when he was like five

naruto: wait his DOESN’T come off??

kankuro: …..suddenly i’m not sure…so many people wear face paint but a bunch just have facial markings too….how do we tell

naruto: we could just throw water at people and see what happens

temari: oh good i was so worried about them, i can’t believe nothing has happened

shikamaru: you didn’t let me finish he says they’re fine but also wants to know where to buy toasters because they lit theirs on fire

temari: ….on purpose?

sakura: okay, what about subjectively?