#draffthouse barons

Star Shards and Spriggans – 01/06

Adventure recap and bonus screenshots below the break~

Runestone 01/01

with @nonogrump and @kytir

In which Nonope and Ma’sae did not cheer hard enough nor talk enough trash to get Kite through to the finals. 

For @draffthouse-barons

A gang of thieves and heisters whose adage is “if at first you don’t break in, run into the door again”

Led by a master con artist goddamn problem

Driven by the single-minded desire to only post bee memes

01/06 – SPRIGGANS [Adventure Event]

Meet up at the Cloud Marble Office: The Goblet Ward 11 Apartment 39 - then moving to another location for the adventure itself

Gather at 830pm EST – Game start at 9pm EST

Barons/Consultants/Direct Contacts [Inform Ma’sae if there will be a +1]

A dear friend of the Barons has a job that’s too small for the Order yet too terrifying to tackle alone. Lucky thing the Barons don’t usually have anything better to do than loiter and have drinking contests. Hey, we may actually get paid this time.

01/07 – Heavensturn Luck Rituals [Social Event]

Meet at Nonope’s Haunted Library [will post location as it gets nearer]

Gather at 8pm EST – Event starts at 8pm EST [may be bumped earlier depending on availability]

Barons and Consultants Only

With the arrival of Heavensturn we find ourselves on the brink of a new era. While my incredible luck has been enough to get me through the last one I'm not sure there's enough left to go around. As such! We're gonna do a little Luck Calling. Maybe you've heard of the far eastern traditions with lucky bamboo and paper wishes? It's kind of like that... but probably with more explosions. [We can’t seem to do anything without explosions.]

 For the ritual you’ll only need to bring yourself and a trinket. The trinket itself shouldn’t be of much value but it should represent something larger than itself. A hope, a wish, a desire. Any of that sappy shite.

 -Ma’sae the Magnificent

P.S. This is what you’re getting for a holiday party. We don’t have budget for a fancy to-do. 

"We Don't Like Stealing Hearts The Organ Harvesting Market Is Messier Than You'd Think"

Title by Remy

The ‘Hitters’ of the Draffthouse Barons from right to left: Remarche Blumenthal, Nonope Nope, Ma’sae the Magnificent and Kyt’sae Jakkya. The ones to roll up their sleeves and dirty their hands

@draffthouse-barons join in the shenanigans here!

@kytir @thavnairianrose @nonogrump

Synchronized Ear Wiggling at @for-gold-and-glory‘s Golden Gala in Ul’dah

with @kytir and @shane-ffxiv

No Official Barons Events this week because Holiday Hell but here are some unofficial get-togethers:

Friday 12/16

- 8pm EST - Ebonguard LS’s Starlight Party - Goblet Ward 7 Plot 13

"Bring your own booze, bring your own drugs, etc -- just keep the clothes on because we are a Classy Bunch.” - Direct Quote. Several of you are already in Ebonguard; a loose network of morally gray characters, doors are open for those who aren’t as well so long as you know someone who knows someone... which you do. Social get together sort of thing, nothing heavy planned. Make some new friends.

Saturday 12/17

- 8pm EST - The Golden Gala - Ul’dah, Steps of Thal, The Gold Court - MORE INFO HERE

Barons Meeting

Remy [ @thavnairianrose ], Athrun [ @summonercoeur-ffxiv ] and Tai [ @bad-decision-roulette ]. 

Nonope [ @nonogrump ] and Ma’sae the Magnificent [ @masaepohju ]. As well as Remy looking like he’s checking out Ath’s rear end.

Started things off with a meeting at the Cloud Marble Brewing Company’s Offices. Settled some old business [physically at one point] and brought up some new business. Also introduced the newest member of the Barons; Remarche [Remy] Blumenthal! We’re not sure what he does yet. As a matter of fact... none of them really seem to do anything except for Athrun and Tai.

Crescent’s Ugly Sweater Party

Ma’sae, Nonope and Remy get ready to attend Club Crescent’s Ugly Sweater Party [ @crescent-ffxiv​ ]

Caroling at Carlos [ @chemicalbydefault ] after kidnapping Shane [ @shane-ffxiv ] to hang out with us. Poor Carlos was just trying to watch the door. Found out Remy plays a mean ukelele and Ma’sae doesn’t sing very well.

Pearl Lane Hunger Relief Drive

Shane, Ma’sae, Remy [our token poor person] and Kite [ @kytir with a new and questionable choice in haircuts ] not blending in well.

In which Sae instructed them to go forth and be charitable... yet didn’t give them anything to hand out nor any proper instruction. Once again, Tai and Athrun were the only ones to do any actual work. Actually, Remy did help a little. He looked pathetic enough to get tarts and pastries to feed the entire crew and then some.