#dracxula

oh HELL yeah baby fuck yeah. my element. my og

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): NO HEART BABEYYYYY!!!! thats my absolute GUY!!!!!!! holds his talons so tenderly in my wittle paws :)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Q-BOT MY FRIEND Q-BOT….. literally the funny robot of all time. i’ll teach you how to love sir :]

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): shreeky 🥺🥺🥺🥺 she is my Everything. when she becomes my step-niece then she’ll see

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): HHHHH NOBLE HEART HORSE….. i recently bought a tshirt of the cousins and it’s literally ALL of them but him. loyal heart dog headass. WHERES MY HORSE BUDDY!!!!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): this is also no heart and shreeky but fuck it. dark heart! love that man love his Arc. it hits

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): beastly no question. sorry king

you said "or" but you're getting AND, bitch!! 🥰🥰

robert my friend robert

a song that reminds me of them:

why would you ask me, a person with five yokai playlists, this. ok oh my god theres so many but im gonna go with sweet revenge by barlowgirl *inflicts you with christian rock diseases*

what they smell like:

rubs my little hands together boy oh BOY am i prepared for this. i have, and will continue to, described him as "smelling faintly of smoke" in various fanfics which will never see the light of day and i stand by that. also ive decided this pathetic little man has such a complicated relationship with cigarettes (smoked in college, stopped when he started building his family, started again post-abigail, stopped post-sfit fire, started again in prison) so that certainly contributes

an otp:

nobody is allowed to look at this man except for me. but also i think that in a timeline where i'm not batshit insane i would have a firm appreciation for him x granville

a notp:

am i supposed to say calladashi? i should probably say calladashi. but ehhhmmmmmm *noncommittal handwave*

favorite platonic/familial relationships:

abbyyyyyyy 🥺🥺🥺🥺

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with:

i have never seen a headcanon about this man in my life. this fandom better be headcanoning him as Currently Receiving My Strap

the position they sleep in:

1 pillow for the head (he is insane), 1 long pillow for cradling (acceptable substitutes include: one miss brighid krei, ), 1 between the legs. varies between side sleeping and stomach sleeping. you didnt ask but yes he DOES have nightmares frequently

a crossover au i’d love to see them in:

oh my god i have SO many thoughts about how he would interact with mcu characters. hold on where is my notes app document about this gimme one sec oh my god

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn:

man i have SO few options fhdsjhfs. let me use my platform to highlight the very stylish streetfashion wide-leg pant look from the art book

obake time :>

a song that reminds me of them:

i have absolutely zero basis for this aside from Sounds Evil but last of the real ones by fall out boy. haha.... what if he was talking to m

what they smell like:

certainly a good bit like oil and grease, not that he'd ever admit it. also a blueberry cologne of some sort

an otp:

GLOBAKEEEEEEE MY FRIEND GLOBAKE. MISS YOU KINGS!!! i also think obake x momakase is funny but only if it's part of an absurd villain polycule. on their own these two could not handle each other

a notp:

i dont have a fun petty answer to this question so im doing a catch-all for freak shit. OMG WAIT I FORGOT OBACASS....... whitebread ass couple. not for me

favorite platonic/familial relationships:

what about noodle his son noodle “who?” burger boy.....

a headcanon that is popular in the fandom but that i disagree with:

that he’s alive lmao. also saw someone call him yandere once and NO LMAO NOT AT ALL

the position they sleep in:

1. doesnt sleep 2. on his side with the evil glowy side facing upwards

a crossover au i’d love to see them in:

why dont you nerds admit that this man has "crossed over" to the afterlife. hes not coming back besties he's never coming back

my favorite outfit they’ve ever worn:

it would be funny if i picked one of his fucked up little disguises. but also *picks one of his fucked up little disguises*

So tumblr refreshed and ate my reply to this, but YEAH HI HELLO YES I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND THE NOTES OF OTHER MALRAE POSTS, SHAKING YOUR HAND AND CONGRATULATING YOUR BIG BRAINED TASTE. "Spellbound" (I keep forgetting the English name of this ep rip) has got to be my favourite ep for so many reasons. It's just so.... [gestures vaguely] made for me specifically.

I've been in camp: dragon boyfriend since my age was in the single digits and the idea has been following me around like a stone in my shoe, occasionally resurfacing (back in 2020 when I tried to rope the actual sorcerer Rorek (or Rory as I like to call him) into Mal's place. Tried it again earlier this week and it didn't quite stick.) A couple days ago I finally figured out what to do with Mal himself, and the pebble in my shoe turned out to be a fucking DIAMOND because I can feel a longfic begin crystallising at the back of my skull as we speak. When it will be written, I have no idea. I have 15 other projects screaming for my attention, including a fandom one with a specific deadline, but I do have a couple snippets from the notes app.

It ain't much, but it's something. A scene towards the end, shortly after they stopped wallowing in pining and got together. Mal has cleaned up his act barely enough to be palatable - still a proud prick, but too horrifically down bad for Raven to manipulate her again (she's too smart for it now), especially now that she has freed him following him taking a powerful black magic spell to the chest and almost dying as a dramatic proof that MAYBE he cares more than he lets on. They had a whole Mr Darcy ass love confession scene in the rain after a colossal slow burn because I live and die for angst and drama.

[BB's snooping around the hallway, a literal fly on the wall]