Even England hates English:
Antonio: Arthur what does this word mean?Ā
Ā Arthur, not looking up from his book: Je ne parle Anglais.Ā
Antonio, on the verge of tears and whispering: Please,,,,

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Even England hates English:
Antonio: Arthur what does this word mean?Ā
Ā Arthur, not looking up from his book: Je ne parle Anglais.Ā
Antonio, on the verge of tears and whispering: Please,,,,

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Turkey/Ottoman Headcanons:
He once was a micronation(Bithynia) which is why heās so nice to the micronations
He practices both Tengrism(from his Göktürk days) and Islam
Heās almost as old as China/Twice as old (depending on how aging works he can be up toĀ 8,019 years old) but he doesnāt often bring it up because he doesnāt want to feel old
He wears his mask because heās self-conscious (In some of my AUs he has scarring over his eyes and wears it to hide them)
He needs glasses but doesnāt want to seem old. He does use bifocal reading glasses but he only uses them for work.
He keeps a library of his entire history since heās been alive for so long he doesnāt want to forget anything. Most of his writing is from before he had a written language since all of his stories were told orally.
He vibes with Gilbert(Prussia) Over this.
He was actually a relatively good caretaker, though none of the countries he looked after will ever admit this.Ā
He misses the other ancients very much and wishes he spent more time getting to know them instead of fighting them.
When he celebrates his birthday, he only celebrates with a few people. Typically itās Japan, China, Poland and Prussia. Occasionally heāll invite Hungary, Greece, Bulgaria, Romania, Cyprus, TRONC, Egypt, and other countries he raised.
He owns multiple houses, the one he raised the other nations is a grand house in Istanbul (then Constantinople) but the one that he lives in as a person is inĀ SƶÄüt.
His home inĀ SƶÄüt is a medium sized house full of artifacts he gathered over the years and his books. He doesnāt get many visitors there.
He has aĀ Anatolian Shepherd named BuminĀ and aĀ Turkish Angora namedĀ Tughril.
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Sometimes I HC him as trans but not always. Typically in a human!AU. Take that as you will.
Take these with a grain of salt. I wrote these in the middle of the night and Iām typing this in French Class lol.
If I get something wrong please tell me! :O
Hetalia Among Us Headcanons (Neutral Edition):
Austria:
In-game name: Beethoven
Colour: Purple
He never knows where he is and ends up describing where he is instead of learning the names. He spells out suspicious.
Imposter - Vent and kill. He never knows where he is and ends up describing where he is instead of learning the names. Fakes simon says and uses the excuse, āIt was boring and Prussia was acting suspicious.ā
Crewmate - He ends up looking suspicious for not knowing where he is. He gets voted off almost every time heās innocent. Heās the asshole who doesnāt do his tasks when he gets ejected out of spite.
"I won't do my tasks if I get ejected."
~
Switzerland:
In-game name: Switzerland
Colour: Green
Heās the mostly silent one who will follow you around. Heās the detective of the group, and he calls you by your name not your colour.
Imposter -Ā If heās imposter youāre absolutely fucked. Thereās no way youāre winning this one. Heās so stradegetic with venting and killing and then following someone around to get an alibi its insane.
Crewmate - He likesĀ to make sure youāre clean or to catch you as imposter. Heās never the first one to die but definitely should be. He always makes the right call and can tell the imposters after the first two rounds.
āEspania where were you when the body was found?ā
~
Liechtenstein:
In-game name: Lili
Colour: Lime
Probably the most passive player of Among Us to ever exist, she likes following people around and dancing with them! She makes friends so easily itās adorable! And actually feels betrayed when she gets killed. She likely has a mini-crewmate.
Imposter - She has to go to Switzerland to ask for help because she doesnāt want to kill anyone. She ends up pressing the emergency button and unmutes her self on the verge of tears saying sheās the imposter and she doesnāt want to kill anyone. Nobody ever votes her out, they just say āok then weāll just treat you like a crewmate, please follow us around!ā
Crewmate - Sheās never suspicious and always hands out with Switzerland. She doesnāt often find bodies but when she does she reports them then sits with their little mini-crewmates to keep them company.
āBut they look so sad and lonely! I couldnāt just leave them sitting alone!ā
Hetalia Among Us Headcanons (Allies edition PT 1):
America:
In-game name: Cowboy
Colour: Blue
He likes blabbing and insulting people in the lobby before the game, using it as a way to hype himself up. Heās a bit of a scaredy-cat so when the game actually starts heāll freak out a bit at the sounds. He almost always stands very still in the beginning because he checks the maps then immediately forgets where he has to go.
ImpostorĀ - When heās the impostor, he is often an impulse killer. If anyone is near and appears to be alone, heāll kill andĀ often eds up being caught. He works really well with Japan since Japan wastes time and often joins him as his alibi. They often vote people off because of this.
Crewmate - Oftentimes heāll try to bribe the impostor to not kill him. This works about as well as youād expect. He can hardly remember what tasks heās doing, and often dominates conversation during a meeting. Heāll most likely blab about how hard this task or that task is.
āHey hey hey hey hey- Impostor? Donāt kill me Iāll uh,,, Iāll get you some lunch after this ok?ā
~
England:
In-game name: England
Colour: Green
Heās the most careful player in the world. Always tries to have an alibi and dislikes having any form of sus cast on him. He spells out suspicious and is always extremely thorough in explaining what he was doing and where he was doing it.
ImpostorĀ - Due to his paranoia, heās incredibly clear about his intentions and incredibly hard to be suspicious of. More often than not if heās voted out itās because he made a mistake or someone got him for someone elseās crime. He can easily manipulate his friends but tries not to. Heās often quiet in meetings when impostor.
Crewmate - Heās a very effective crewmate and the only person heāll ever be seen around is France, and France likely will try to cast some sus on him but it almost never works due to how clear he is with his words and explanations. Somehow he often finds bodies and tries to play detective with Germany.
āDonāt be a bloody git.ā
~
France:
In-game name: Beauty
Colour: Cyan
France likes to stay alone unless its with his buddies Prussia and Spain or his son, Canada. Occasionally heāll follow England about but always ends up losing him. He likes dancing around people for no reason and runs into walls pretty often, blaming it on the controls. He wears the flower and likely has some form of skin on.
ImpostorĀ -Ā He is often very... letās say impulsive with his killings. Heāll kill anyone who he dislikes or casts suspicion on him. This makes him very easy to be caught, since he actually makes true on his threats. He somehow always convinces everyone to vote someone else before him and when he goes out, he calls out a random crewmate as impostor to take someone else down with him.
Crewmate -Ā He likes following people around and staying with at least one person. Oftentimes though, heāll be left alone doing tasks. He often dies during wires or download and absolutely hates being in communications. His body is often the one found and he likes talking shit in the ghost chat.
āJe ne comprend pas cette tĆ¢che...ā
Its 9pm and my brain is gone...:
S,,,, Spain wears crocs and socks while Romano wears socks and sandals...
I mean... Toni raised Lovi so like,,,,,,,,,
it makes sense but at the same time..... everyone hates it...

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France Headcanon:
Francis is one of those teachers that tries to get people pumped up at the beginning of class by getting them to dance, but it's the cringey 60s-70s disco era dances so everyone is rolling on the floor laughing by the end of it and he strikes dramatic pose like āAre you ready for la classe de franƧais?ā
Teacher France is the best.
Hetalia Among Us Headcanons (Axis Edition):
Veneziano (North Italy):
In-game name: Venice
Colour:Ā Lime
Heās an absolute scaredy cat and likes grouping up with people. More often than not youāll find him chasing Romano around in circles because he doesnāt want to be alone. You should be worried if heās alone, thereās always someone near him.
Imposter - He giggles like a maniac and is so very efficient. Youāll be wiped out before the first body is discovered. Heās been banned from playing imposter. He works really well when paired with Prussia or Germany. If this boy gets imposter, yiuāre 200% boned.
Crewmate -Ā Heās a very scared and nervous crewmate.Ā He likes picking a buddy in the first round and staying with them through thick and thin. If he loses his buddy heāll panic and try to find somebody else to keep him safe. Oftentimes heāll chose the wrong buddy and end up dead. If he finds a body heāll be absolutely hysterical, talking at 200 miles (or kilometers) per hour.
āDonāt leave me aloooone!!!ā
~
Germany:
In-game name: Ludwig or Deutschland
Colour: BlackĀ
He is very good at the game and is often considered a safe person to be paired up with, whether crewmate or imposter. He's incredibly efficient at his job and should be the first one killed but that isn't often. If he's dead he was probably killed with a vent kill or when he was on cams.Ā
Imposter - Heās incredibly good at lying and getting away, you're pretty fucked. People often end up trusting him then getting back-stabbed. He uses cameras and admin to his advantage, scarily efficient, gets away with stack kills, and venting too fucking well. God save you if he's paired with Veneziano, Prussia, or Canada.
Crewmate - Heās a detective and is often found on cams after finishing his tasks, and immediately starts interrogating everyone as soon as the first body is found. When he's finished with his tasks, he'll man cams and admin, run around following sus people, or look for bodies if he has a hunch.Ā
Ā āFinish your damn tasks, I swear.ā
~
Japan:
In-game name: Sunrise Land
Colour:Ā Pink
Heās a rather quiet among us player compared to the others, and seems slightly sus 24/7 because of it. Heās rather cynical and constantly questions everyone until the time runs out.
Imposter - He almost never ends up killing anyone as imposter. He is the one who stays with the other imposter and provides an alibi and/or wastes time during a meeting by starting an argument between two others.
Crewmate - Almost always dies early on, and if he finishes his tasks he hides. He often scares the shit out of everyone by walking out from one of his hiding places and getting scared while scaring everyone else.
āAnd what were you doing? Answer truthfully or you will be thrown out the airlock.ā
~
Prussia:
In-game name: AWESOME
Colour: White
He mostly chills with France, Germany or Spain. Always on cams istg. Often is one of the first ones to die and he bitches a lot about it in the ghost chat.Ā
Imposter - Heāll rat the other imposter out to make himself look good. If he doesnāt do that, heāll go after and kill Austria and try to go for a double-kill. He has absolutely no chill when it comes to this. Banned from being imposter. He works well with Italy, but not so well with Japan.
Crewmate - Accusing people left and right! He tries to catch people venting and killing. He calls people sus 24/7 and presses the button for no reason at all. Doesnāt do his tasks until the last second. Tries to get a win by ejecting the imposter but ends up being the third imposter.
āPurple is sus!ā
~
South Italy (Romano):
In-game name:Ā Rome
Colour: Green
Likes to buddy up and follow people especially if he's sus of them. Holds MAJOR grudges. Like, would vote you out over killing him last round mid-task spiteful. He gets protective of those he's buddied up with and will cover for them if worse comes worse. Can be the worst third imposter because once he's made his mind up there's no changing it. If you vote for him with no grounds of reason, he'll cuss you out don't test him.
Imposter - He spite-kills a lot, his grudges make him easier to catch since those he hates often turn up dead. He doesn't have the balls to stack kill and tends to kill in remote areas and tries to keep the doors shut at all times. He will throw others under the bus to get out with his neck intact, including the other imposter. He really likes setting off o2. Sometimes he forgets to check a room before venting and gets caught. His ideal partner would be Japan or Germany since their killing methods mesh pretty well. If heās paired with Prussia and they rat each other out... RIP.
Crewmate - He will yeet other crewmates out for petty reasons and begrudgingly does his tasks when he's teamed up with people. Be warned, he will throw a fit once unmuted if you dare interrupt his long task for fucks sake he was almost done. He often tries to bluff his way out of trouble and ends up in deeper shit. āIāll follow you!ā but then he doesnāt because they got too sus for him and he needs to finish his tasks. He gets so spooked when lights go off he just camps the button and runs the other direction if he sees someone.
"STOP TURNING THE FUCKING LIGHTS OFF!" ~~~ Big shoutout to @thealmightytemaĀ for helping with Germany and Romano!!!!! LOVE YOU TEM!!!!! ā„ļøā„ļøā„ļøā„ļø
More random thoughts but this time at 11am:
Once Prussia replaced all of the pants in Austria's closet with sweats and all of his shirts with t-shirts. Roderich got out of bed, opened his closet, and promptly got back into bed.
Liz had to and hunt Gil down to retrieve everything.
Gil didnāt do it again, but heās threatened it. Every time he brings it up, Rodās eyes go cloudy as he has war flashbacks to not having anythingĀ āproperā to wear. Of course, at one point Roderich did wear them but he will never tell anyone.