#drabbies

Candy

Candy is always nice right?

Remus thinks so, which makes Roman's huffiness confusing to him.

"I thought you like candy!" Remus whines.

Roman just gives him a scathing glance.

"Is it the wrong candy?"

Roman purses his lips.

"Don't give me the cold shoulder!" Remus shakes his twin violently, "I thought breakfast in bed was romantic! did you not want candy for breakfast? is it too sticky for bed?"

Roman stands up to brush Remus off him - he turns his glare fully on Remus now, "no! seriously Remus? it's because you spat hard candy in my mouth while I was asleep!"

"oh am i?" you asked, head feeling a little too heavy for your neck to hold.

"oh totally," Steve said, trying to keep you upright. You'd all just come back from a mission, and what better way to blow off some steam than to drink?

"could you just-" you said, getting his big hands and cupping them around your face, letting him hold the weight of your entire head, "there we go."

Home.

Is this what home feels like?

Remus isn't sure about that, isn't it supposed to be somewhere you feel safe? Loved? Protected?

He doesn't feel these things here. He never did.

He's in front of his parents house, debating.

Is it worth it? Does he care?

He decides.

He doesn't want to go in.

But... he wants to see Roman.

He turns to leave, scowling at the bitter thoughts aimed at himself.

Then, the door opens.

Roman is there.

Both of them freeze.

"You're back" Roman breathes.

Remus rushes to hug his brother.

No, this place isn't home.

Uh so, implied cannibalism ahead!

Starvation.

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

They were supposed to be on thier honeymoon, having fun, being happy.

They had their whole lives ahead of them, spending everyday together.

Roman sobs out a pitiful laugh, he supposes they'll always be together in some way now.

Not in the way they wanted; he'll forever be traumatized - horrified by his actions.

But Remus insisted.

He wanted Roman to survive this wreck - by any means necessary.

As Remus laid there dying in his arms, he told Roman to do the unspeakable.

You got it!! Enjoy!

Cranberry.

"Where'd he go..." Roman asks confused.

For some reason Remus wanted to visit a cranberry bog.

Don't ask why, he doesn't know.

He's not even sure how Remus got access.

Something about being owed a favor?

Whatever, he's lost his boyfriend in under five minutes (a personal record).

He almost steps into the bog, how he missed the huge pond of redness he'll never know.

Splashing accompanied by screeching pops up in front of him.

He startles backwards.

"Jesus Remus!"

"Did I scare ya?"

"Obviously! ...............You've got spiders all over you."

"Yep!"

"This is why we're here isn't it?"

Jealously.

Oh yea!! sure here ya go ;p

Jealousy.

Jealousy, it’s not something Roman is proud of but he unfortunately has it, and bad.

Staring at the guy who is very clearly flirting with Remus is unacceptable, the only thing that doesn’t make Roman storm over there is that he trusts Remus: who is perfectly capable of shooting someone down – usually harshly too.

But it doesn’t stop the roil in his stomach when Remus laughs at whatever the guy just said.

That’s enough he decides marching over there, he steps between them to harshly kiss Remus.

It leaves Remus breathless but he coos “aww, you jeeeeealous?”

Fishnets.

“Bam!” Roman exclaims as he stomps his foot on the coffee table; his legs are covered by fishnet stockings, he’s wearing a small leather skirt and tank top to go with them.

“Look at meeee!” Roman boasts excitedly.

“Oh boy, don’t worry I am” Remus practically drools, he puts his hand on Roman’s leg “when’d you get these?”

“Yesterday, thought they may be-“

“Sexy? You’re right.”

Roman’s face goes red, even if he was the one fishing for complements “oh stop” he waves off but quickly takes it back “but don’t actually, keep going.”

Yoink!

Remus slinks his arms around Roman’s shoulders “Roro” he tries to get his brothers attention.

“Mmm?” Roman simply answers not actually taking his attention off of the paper in front of him.

Remus pouts and snatches Roman’s pencil “yoink! mine now.”

Roman stays still for a second - like he needs to process what just happened.

He turns his head, Remus is practically kissing his cheek now and it looks like he’s about to - until he opens his mouth and licks up Roman’s face.

“Remus- What?”

“You’re working too much, come have fun.”

“But”-

“Nuh-uhn bitch.”