Friday 11.07 am
Anitaâs GP, Dr. Washington, is due to retire next year. Â And while she has always treated Anita with professional courtesy, there is an aloofness about her coupled with her advanced years that makes Anita not want to divulge the fact that she ingested an illegal party drug last weekend. So she tells her instead that she is just here because she has been unusually tired lately, and also that she is constantly hungry.
âYes, you have put on a little bit of weight,â says Dr. Washington. âHow old are you now?â
Anita feels her skin tightening with shame. Â
âF-fifty,â she says, and imagines picking up that stethoscope in front of her on the desk and strangling Dr. Washingtonâs scraggly turkey neck with it.
âWhen was your last period?â Dr. Washington asks, while she types up some notes. Anita shifts position, wishing she hadnât removed her coat. She feels cold, and fat, and foolish. âIâŚI canât really remember,â says Anita. âTwo or three months ago? Theyâve been erratic for a while now.â âWeight gain and menstrual irregularity are the first signs of perimenopause,â Dr. Washington says. âWhatâs perimenopause?â says Anita in alarm. âPerimenopause refers to the time during which your body makes the transition to menopause,â says Dr. Washington. âWhen you havenât had a period for 12 months, you have officially reached menopause. The average age of menopause is 51 in this country, so Iâm confident thatâs what your symptoms indicate. But just to be on the safe side Iâll take some blood from you and send it off for some tests to check your iron levels and so on, and also to make sure youâre not pregnant.â âPregnant? At fifty?â says Anita. âHow could that even be possible?â âItâs certainly rare, but it has been known to happen,â says Dr. Washington. âBut as I said, Iâm confident your symptoms point to nothing more dramatic than perimenopause. Now, can you flex your right arm a few times for me to get the blood flowing?â Â









