#dr. kat

Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:03 Dr. Katovski. I'm horny and can't masturbate cause I got my hand burned and I can't run to get rid of the urges cause I broke my foot and now I'm three shades short of humping the bedpost and I think I weirded out Adams talking to him about this cause he told me to go to you. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:09 Dr. Kat? Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:09 I.. uhm.. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:10 Sorry, I know I'm not your patient, but Adams suggested I go to you with this problem. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:10 I just... I'm not sure how to help you, Bailey.. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:12 Come diddle my dime for me? 3:12 I'm kidding. 3:12 I don't know what to do either apart from going out and getting help from a friend like Issac. 3:13 I'd ask Jack, but I'm pretty sure you guys are dead set against incest at all cost. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:13 ... I'm sort of wondering why you're... asking us. Don't you all do this sort of thing anyways? Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:13 It's against the rules. 3:13 I don't want to break the rules and get my privilages taken away. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:14 ... Can you keep a secret? Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:14 I kinda enjoy being able to sleep easy at night and not be an emotional train wreck with security issues by getting to keep Jack in my room, and I am really  not going to risk getting Capt taken away cause that would punish Jack. 3:15 And it's not really much of a secret if you already know I'm headed out with intent to bang. 3:15 Or did you want to tell me a secret? 3:15 And Adams kinda knows too 3:15 And Jack Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:15 I'll give you condoms if you don't tell Doctor Addams. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:16 And probably the chicks who share a wall with my room. 3:16 Condoms don't magically make it okay to break rules and they're not the kind of protection I'll want from penalties for breaking said rules. 3:17 But if you're just giving them away, I'm not going to turn down a free hand out. 3:17 Condoms are expensive these days and when in doubt, they make for interesting water balloons. 3:18 Wow, I should get a medal or something. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:18 I'm telling you I don't care if you break the rule. 3:18 But take them so you don't end up pregnant or worse. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:19 Turning down the opportunity to go break a rule and get my brains banged out all while being as horny as I am. Ain't I a good little girl? 3:19 Fine, I'll take them. 3:21 Hey, as a jovial joking notion, if there's a condom between you, does it still count as incest to pin down your brother and make him help you scratch this itch? Probably. I seriously think I'm too horny right now. 3:21 Maybe you should hand out vibrators instead of condoms. 3:21 Then we'd all just self-bang and no one would get knocked up 3:21 Fleshlights for the dudes though 3:22 Cept for those that probably would enjoy a little back door romping. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:22 ... 3:22 Bailey, sweetie. 3:22 This is too much for me. 3:22 Would you tell your mother these things? Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:23 Yeah. Mom taught us about the birds and the bees by having us watch her boy friend bang her. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:23 ... 3:23 That is completely indecent. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:23 Nah. It was pretty straight forward. 3:24 It's not like they involved us or nothing. 3:24 I don't understand tons of big words or long explanations anyways. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:25 Still.. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:25 We learned. It got the point across. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:25 A child shouldn't see those things. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:26 Isn't that what pretty much happens in sex ed classes anyways? The show you pictures of parts and how they fit together. 3:26 Then the after effects and then you get to put a condom on a banana Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:26 ... Still. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:28 Still what? It's life, it happened, it was educational and I learned from it. She's gone now, I'm still here and there's nothing that can be changed about the past. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:29 I advise you take care of your issue in whatever way you see fit. 3:29 I can offer no more advice. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:30 Thanks doc. You're such a wonderful help. I don't understand why more people don't go to their therapists with their problems more often when these are the kind of gems that get doled out. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:31 ... Bailey, you're not my patient, and I am a single mother that hasn't had sex since I got pregnant with my daughter. How much help can I be? Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:32 Maybe we can just get birth control added onto my list of daily meds? You know what? Lets just give all the girls at foster's birth control. Then we'll abolish the no sex rule and everyone will be happy and no one will get pregnant! It's the cure. Then again, most of this place is gay and full of butt pirates. 3:33 I know I'm not yours, Adams sent me to you for legal reasons cause apparently it's not proper for a male doctor to talk about these things with a female patient here. 3:34 And if you're hard up for sex, why not just pounce on McAllen the stud muffin MD with your love muffin and a pot of your amazing coffee? Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:34 I don't mind if you talk to me, but I'm not sure what I can do to help. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:38 Yeahhh. Probably won't be going to you for much advice. 3:39 "I don't care if you break the rules" Doesn't really ring high on my moral meter. 3:39 Just glad you're not Jack's doc and stuff. 3:39 Sorry that I'm not sorry if that's offensive. 3:40 Geez…I think I'm turning into a bit of a snappy bitch when I'm…Uh…Blue clitting? What's the female equivalent to blue balls? Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:40 ... 3:41 I think the sex rule is ridiculous when almost everyone here is an adult. 3:41 That doesn't make me a bad therapist. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:41 I already brought that up with Adams. 3:41 About the rule being changed to "No sex with Minors" 3:42 But with the state I'm in, I can't exactly be credited with a non biased opinion. 3:42 Maybe you should bang Adams. 3:42 That might change his view on the rules and scratch your itch. 3:43 That or get you fired. 3:43 Guess the consequences for you are kinda steep. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:43 ... Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:44 As much as I don't like your views, I can't say I wouldn't lady bone you. You're pretty hot yourself. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:45 ... Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:45 I'm sure Adams would be more than happy to bone you Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:46 I somehow doubt that. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:46 Or McAllen. Either way, you'd be in a stud sandwich. 3:46 Or maybe take on both Adams and McAllen 3:46 Not Hyde. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:47 ... This is awkward. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:47 No, awkward is having a hand so burned and bandaged you can't dress yourself and need your brother to help you pull on your panties. 3:48 Thats awkward. 3:48 Less awkward than having to ask a practical stranger to help you do it, but still awkward. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:51 I-- I suppose that is. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:52 it's like, ridiculous o'clock in the morning. I'm just hyper and frustrated cause I can't sleep, but I'll leave you alone now. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 3:52 Alright then, best of luck to you. Bailey Cavell (hit.me.more) 3:54 You too. Hope you get a good bone soon.

Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 11:46 I think…I think I found a solution Dr. Kat. 11:47 My right arm doesn't feel wrong anymore Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:00 Oh? Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:01 It feels normal now, like my left arm or my eye 12:01 It doesn't hjurt like the other deformities. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:19 Why so? Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:19 I don't know. Jadey fixed it I think. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:20 Fixed it... how? Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:21 I don't want Jadey to get in trouble. 12:22 Promise he won't get in trouble? He helped me, it feels better now. 12:22 And it was my fault, I was blocking the dor 12:22 *soor 12:22 *Door Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:22 So he hurt you? Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:22 No. 12:22 It doesn't hurt. 12:22 He made it feel better. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:22 That's not what I asked. 12:23 And Jade is already... in trouble. Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:23 I don't want him in more trouble. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:23 He's in isolation still. Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:23 He won't be punished for what's already in the past then, right? Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:23 No. Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:23 No? 12:24 No he won't be punished? Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:24 Not after he finishes his time, thoug his medication is being increased. Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:25 Is the time going to increase if I tell? I want Jadey back. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:25 No, but I believe the time was set for three or four days. Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:26 Then…Jadey fixed it by cutting my arm when I tried to stop him going out. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:27 .. You're not going to begin self harming are you? Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:27 Is it harm if it fixes? Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:27 Da. Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:27 Doesn't fixing make it good? Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:28 That is still considered bad-- better than cutting things off, cut still not good. 12:28 *but Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:28 Then maybe there's something else that could help? Like cutting but not bad? Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:29 A lot of recovering cutters wear rubber bands around their wrist and snap it when they think about hurting themselves. Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:29 I don't think that will help 12:30 I don't want to cause pain, I want to fix them. 12:30 My arm doesn't feel deformed anymore. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:30 Hm.. 12:30 I do not know what to suggest, then. Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:31 I think I need help 12:32 I tried hiding it, but it hasn't stopped bleeding And I'm out of the medical stuff I got for my eye last week 12:32 It's just, bleeding slower 12:33 I don't want Dr. McAllen to find out 12:33 He'll say I broke the contract but I didn't, honest. Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:33 Come see me. Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:33 I Can't…Walking makes the one on my hip bleed more It's deeper than the one on my arm Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:34 ... I'll be there in a moment, then. Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 12:34 I'm under my bed Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 12:36 alright. 12:36 -logs off-

Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 4:46 .... Rem.  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 4:46 Hello Dr. Kat.  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 4:46 I need you to pay close attention.  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 4:47 I am.  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 4:48 No matter what I may say tonight, I pray you will forgive me.  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 4:49 What do you mean?  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 4:49 I can not tell you any details, but if I say something hurtful.... please forgive me.  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 4:50 You're being very confusing.  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 4:50 I know.  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 4:54 Dr. Kat?  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 4:54 ... Da?  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 4:54 What do you mean? What are you going to say?  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 5:00 You're not my aunt anymore. I want my gift to you back now. 5:00 I want a different doctor. 5:00 And I don't ever want you near Jadey. 5:00 Ever.  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 5:05 ... Rem, I didn't mean it.  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 5:05 Liar! 5:06 You're lying!  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 5:06 I just told you not to listen to anything I said!  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 5:06 Give it back now and go away 5:06 You don't deserve my progress.  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 5:06 Rem.  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 5:06 No.  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 5:06 If I didn't say those things my daughter would have died!  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 5:06 You're not allowed to say my name. 5:07 You're probably lying about that too.  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 5:07 I can show you!  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 5:07 No, you're just going to show me lies.  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 5:07 Rem, please.  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 5:07 DON"T SAY MY NAME 5:07 YOU"RE NOT ALLOWED TO  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 5:08 ... Fine. 5:08 Da.  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 5:08 Stay the f-fuck away from me and Jadey. You're not our aunt anymore. You're just a mean liar and a bitch. 5:09 I hate you.  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 5:09 If you say so..  Rem Lucca (odd.over.even) 5:09 Give me back my eye. You don't deserve it.  Cyzarine Katovski (czar.katovski) 5:09 It's in my office. 5:09 Go get it. 5:10 I need to go save my daughter. 5:10 Good bye. 5:10 -logs off-