#dr worm

For curious minds who want to know more.

Of course I had to contribute too

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We call her Doctor Worm! This mini zine is about my cat Kira and the lyrics are from the They Might Be Giants song Doctor Worm.

This is just one of the rewards in this month's zine club. I thought I'd share this in full so everyone can get a vibe of what some of my zines are like. If you join the digital tier, it will be free to download. If you join the physical tier, it will be mailed to you along with one other zine and a sticker :)

Darling Jan,

Ha... wow... you're so pretty and attractive and strong and clever and you're such a gentleman. I... Gentlejan? (sorry about the bad joke). How special and perfect you are. I don't have the words to describe how I feel...

You make me melt. I especially like when your bandages flutter... it looks a little like how you make my heart feel.

You're so utterly fascinating. Synthetics.. so fascinating. I've made you some polychlorinated biphenyls by the way, but they need to be stored with me for safety.

Even you eating was pretty.

Here I am, getting distracted (can you blame me?). You can send some of the cyberspiders to me, I've made about six little hats for them. They're all so cute.

Ah... what else was there to say... something. I don't have the words for it. How very frustrating.

Will you stop by mine soon? Or maybe someday I should visit yours! I haven't seen your office or quarters, and I'd like to. I crave your company. I have something for you, anyway. I hope it's an appropriate present.