Kokichi Dating Headcanons
This has some pretty not cute traits, just saying!! Guys I can fix him... guys I can fix him!!
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qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ He is going to be an absolutely jealous FUCK. If you can't handle that, he's not your man. He's for the streets... Doesn't appreciate you getting too close with other people even if he tries to seem like he's completely confident in himself and not jealous at all.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ If he is upset you gotta guess why because he won't just be telling you. Kinda like a child, he's angry but you have to play some mental hangman to try and find out the reason. Sometimes he'll give you hints which is just so bizarre but you do what you can. Though, after dating for a while you'll probably just be able to guess why he's acting the way he is.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ will be very affection in front of others but ONLY if it's in a joking manner. He won't hold your hand just because, but he will be jumping into your arms and kissing all over your face if it'd make you embarrassed. He does not care, if he thinks it's amusing best believe he's doing it.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ Doesn't really think too much about privacy, This goes both ways. He'll leave his phone out for you to look through, change with the door open, it's kinda like you're not there except he knows you're there. He would expect the same from you but will try his best to be more respectful of your privacy if it bothers you. Though, if you decide to go through his stuff or watch him he'll start calling you a creep or a perv just because!
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ He is short and quite light, that much is blatantly obvious. If you're strong enough he's jumping on you, no warning or anything either. He is under the impression that you're always ready to give him a piggy back ride because that's what he so desperately required at the moment.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ Even if you're not strong enough to support his weight or you're unbalanced when he jumps on you, he doesn't care. If you're going down then he's going down with you! You have sustained multiple injuries to his random jump attacks, but it is slightly endearing in a 'get the fuck off me right now, kokichi' way.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ Bro highkey just expects princess treatment.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ He likes playing pranks on you ofc but he'd much prefer to do it with you on another person. In his eyes, that's a 10 out of 10 date, top tier romance if you will.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ Will still lie to you but not in extremes. He won't admit that he's trying to be better but he is noticeably more truthful to you than others.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ Can cuddle in private but gets antsy quick if you don't have something to keep him occupied. He doesn't like laying for a long time and he'd always find something to complain about.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ "You're so cold! Don't touch me, I'm gonna get the chills!" "Why are you so sweaty? It's not even that hot!"
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ But, if he's feeling affection, he will initiate some cuddling as long as he's got something to keep his attention and not just silence. Let him sit in your lap for a bit while you brush his hair? Yeah he's OUT, completely passed out on you and will not be moving. He's a light sleeper but he's stubborn so it doesn't matter how much you complain, he gets up when he feels like it.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ Even though he definitely has his faults, he does like you a lot. He wasn't one for romance but you bring out a better side of him, even if now all his antics are directed towards you.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ sometimes, very rarely, he will interlock his pinky with yours. He'll have a reason for this, maybe if he's feeling clingy or there's tons of people around and he doesn't want to lose you in the crowd, but it's still nice.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ teasing. Just teasing. I mean being an asshole is kinda his love language, no? He'll make fun of you but is careful not to go too far. He wants to make jokes, not hurt your feelings.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ do NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT laugh if he's doing something crazy. Your laugh is a heavenly motivator and he will up the antics just to entertain. He wants your attention so he'll always do things to try and make sure he has it, most of the time his actions aren't the smartest.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ bro is a diva, you compliment him and he lwk gets a little ego high out of it. He puts himself out as super comfortable and confident in himself but sometimes he can feel a little self conscious for whatever reason. A few compliments here and there give him a pep in his step even if he will laugh it off or deny it entirely.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ Am I hearing napoleon syndrome? Am I hearing chihuahua mentality? Yes, yes I am. Short but fierce is basically just him. He isn't big on letting people see that he cares about you but he will vehemently defend you to the point of aggression.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ Flirting is totally in for him. He'd love to try and get a reaction any way he can and he finds it much more enjoyable to flirt with you than to belittle or mock. And it's not smooth flirting either, it's over exaggerated and dramatic just like most things about him.
qπ¦ΉΒ°β§ He absolutely hates to admit it, but giving him a kiss on the cheek and a few nice words makes him incredibly flustered. He won't let this show but he can't definitely feel it, he likes you too much for it to not impact him.
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Sorry he seems like such a brat in some of them but that's genuinely just how I picture him, he is a high mantience bf at heartπ
I want that man...
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