#doxy replies

14. When did you first hear about it/start playing it?

I know nothing about this fandom or these characters and I read "Cinnabon" and assumed that "Phos" was some sort of Vietnamese restaurant chain, and then I read 'mercury' and 'killing' and I was like "goddamn, there's some real shit going on in the food industry right now."

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He's so...awkward. *picks pieces of self up, trips over himself and drops them all again*

excellent impression

YOU LOOK SO GOOD AAAAAACUTE FRIENDS

xI didn't tag you bc I wasn't sure if you'd put faces on tumblr xso I'm glad someone else tagged you xI was gonna be will Smith hands at doxy all day anyway xBut now xeven more so xwahh xlook at this face xesp that first one xbabe alert

fsdjfks thank u i’m blushing into the fucking sunset 

...............is this what you think of me.........................

yessss

- who cries when someone dies in a movie Teshima. Imaizumi makes noises abt how it’s just a movie and how the death is narratively good/bad but cries internally or when no one is looking

-who wears the ugly holiday garb I m a i z u m i. altho Teshima isn’t much better tbh 

-who pays for the meals rich lad Imaizumi. i’m undecided btw whether Teshima would reject the offers at first out of pride, or proceed to always buy the most expensive food/drink on the menu just bc he can (probably the latter tbh) 

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone ...why can’t i answer Teshima for both. okay, Teshima acquires a trombone, asks Imaizumi to learn the song because of reasons, Imaizumi manages to learn it super fast, once he plays it Teshima starts banging the oven door out of nowhere and Imaizumi is just like, what the fuck, because for some reason i can see Imaizumi being as clueless abt memes and using the internet, like Tadokoro 

-who brings home stray animals Imaizumiiiii. stray cats. (this is that imaishi fic’s fault bc Imaizumi has a pet cat he dotes on all the time in that) 

-who leaves the bathroom door open ...is this, like, while peeing or just in general? ...Teshima. Imaizumi finds it mildly annoying but knowing this just makes Teshima do it more. 

-who tells the 'dad jokes' Teshima tells bad jokes, but more memey/punny jokes than dad jokes? Imaizumi is more likely to tell dad jokes, i think. often on accident.

-who wants kids more

-who travels more Imaizumi bc of family vacays and later bc of going pro, but i think Teshima would want to more and Imaizumi would actually prefer to stay put more often if he could. 

-who spends more cash Imaizumi 

-who buys the things in infomercials Imaizumi. he gets easily taken in by shit that claims to make things more efficient. 

-who draws in the dust on their cars Teshima draws in the dust on Imaizumi’s family’s car(s) 

-who starts the snowball fights Imaizumi, but only bc Teshima snuck up on him and shoved snow down the back of his shirt and ran away, first 

-who throws away the directions to things Imaizumi, but only when he’s convinced he doesn’t need them. he’s usually wrong.

-who puts up holiday decor Teshima! he ropes Imaizumi into helping :] 

-who is more likely to forget to bathe Imaizumi when he gets too obsessed with anything bike

-who gets more obsessed about things I m a i z u m i