#dove1

Amelia: omg johnny!! it’s been forever!!

Johnny: i knowww! i heard you moved to del sol valley, how’re things?

Amelia: eh, same old same old. how about you, nancy still a bitch?

Johnny: of course she’s still a bitch, but anyway i have a toast!!

Amelia: where did you get these from we’re still outside--

Amelia: vic be careful!!!

*obviously he falls bc he’s an idiot and suggested they practice a fight scene on the WOODEN porch*

Victor: ow.

Amelia: pffffttt!! how’s your ass?

Amelia: so you really know thorne from way back? *thinking emoji*

Victor: ya! but back then he was bartholomew hornsuckle

Amelia: you’ve certainly come a long way from defacing stars

Victor: yup! now we’re defacing actual property! but it’s gonna be awesome like--

Thorne: dorks.

Victor: thorne bailey, more like thorne bail-me-out-jail-because-i-like-stealing-garden-gnomes

Amelia: pfft! wtf?!?

Victor: we used to steal garden gnomes when we were like twelve, i thought i told you this?

Amelia: VIC!! THAT’S NOT HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SPIN ITT!!

Victor: *casually electrocutes himself*

Amelia: PFFFFFTT!! AHHAHHHHHAHHHHHAHAAA!

Victor: wtf is wrong with me red??? why am i like thisss??????

Amelia: it’s okay vic. some of us were made to be simray slingers and others...

Victor: electrocute themselves?

“it’s called the ‘Loss and Persistance of Youth’...

i don’t know what it means but someone with a lot of money might.”