#doueverthink

I haven’t worked at the ass emporium for months now. Surprising I know considering everyone who’s been following me for a year+ knows that I loved that job and planned to stay there forever, my boss and coworkers were like my family.

I found out the owner and operator, not to mention my direct supervisor, @krazys-ass-emporium wasn’t being entirely honest about where the asses were coming from. She made us believe they were fake, a new kind of hyper realistic silicone. She placed the orders herself so I was never one to question it, not my business I’m just a cashier. Approximately three months ago however I found out something terrible, they were real. Actually peoples asses. She swore up and down they were only “bad people” and “from another dimension”. Despite some support from others, I’m coming out to say I do NOT support this.

A. “Bad people”? Who is she to decide to play judge, jury, and executioner. There are a countless number of possibly innocent people who have lost their asses for crimes they didn’t commit. I abide by innocent until proven guilty, the right to a jury and fair trial, and no cruel or unusual punishment. And could not continue working for someone who didn’t.

B. Another dimension? Xenophobic much? Just because they’re different doesn’t mean their feelings are any less real and does not make them any less human. Naturally blue hair, animal features, and surprisingly round silicone asses be put aside, they are not animals for you to harvest.