#doucheyposts

Russian roulette but if you don't get shot I start monologuing until someone dies

not sure if I'm a lesbian, ace, or full of unresolved trauma but if i fuck a guy I WILL cry after man what's up with that

all the children bow in fear to the megadozer

imagine a parallel universe where everything is the same but lady gaga can't pronounce the 'th' noise and says things like 'show me your teef'

ok but like tho I am very much more into girls, I've learned to handle it. like every day I go out and see absolutely gorgeous girls like yeah u know I gotta live with it. but if I see a boy I think is cute i am immediately stricken for like a week bc they are so few and far in between I haven't learned to deal with it hhhsnsbdbsgsnfnsj