Ewan McGregor seems very happy about an Obi-Wan movie, and is very anxious to play obi-wan, and seems to love his fans.

Has he encountered the fucking cult that’s sprung up around him? like, it’s a fucking cult of weirdos who not only think obi-wan kenobi is this Ultimate Kind Master Swordsman Who Never Did Anything Wrong Ever, but they attribute parts of this to Mcgregor and... it’s fucking weird. You should all stop, he’s a real person.

if you want to see proof about the Obi-Wan Cult, just dip into the QuiObi tag on fuckin ao3. like, yeah they do rpf, and yes many fandoms do rpf unfortuantely. but like, you go to some of these peoples’ blogs, and they think he’s like the Wokest of the Woke, the second coming of jesus or whatever god they worship (some are pagans, that’s cool, second coming of zeus’ dick)

So. Can people just. Stop shipping BruDick / BruJay / BruTim? Cassandra is like between Jason’s age and Tim’s age I think, so no more BruCass either!!

Tim is like 4 years younger than Jason, or more, so no fucking JayTim! Or DickTim! Or JayDick!!!

Damian is like 8 years younger than Tim. No more DamiTim! If Dick is too old for Tim, then he’s definitely to old for Damian! Same goes for Jason!

And even if the age gaps weren’t long enough to be creepy and disgusting...

THEY ARE ALL BRUCE’S KIDS! ALL OF THEM! THEY’RE ALL SIBLINGS AGH

Also: Barbara is about 3 years older than Dick, sometimes more--the ethics of that are kinda vague-but she’s still too young for Bruce! And she’s too old for Jason--not to mention that there’re sibling-type relationships all around there

Steph is about Tim’s age, so JaySteph is out, and so is StephDami! If you wanna ship Steph with ppl... ship her with Tim! Or Cass, or Kara!

You can ship Tim with Steph, with Kon, or Bart, Jaime Reyes, Cassie Sandsmark!

for the entire sales floor there were like 5 associates, and one got called to do check out for half the shift. Another girl’s shift started at 6 and ended at 9:45, whereas everyone else’s shifts start at 5 and end at 10:30.

there’s ranting but also a funny shoe section story under the cut

Honeslty I see people screaming about Young Avengers all the time but.... like... I got “the complete collection” which is from when they first meet Kate to when they decide to start looking for Scarlet Witch (I guess it’s volume 1?) and like... they had a lot of ideas. They knew what they watned to do... but they didn’t build up to it. They had barely any character development.

Like, in comics sometimes there’s a problem of it taking a thousand issues to resolve one boring plotline. In this, it’s like thy had a limited time to get everything out. Like, I’m sure they were given only a couple of issues at first. But.... that happens to all new series? Like it’s like a pilot episode. You don’t reveal all your plot points in the pilot episode!