You say to much through these lips I've sown shut

Through my silence and your cries

Boy, sometimes getting you to call me back

is like trying to get hot water in my dorm

I can get up early––

I can wait for everyone to clear out on the weekends––

I could even tap my fingers impatiently (and call my friends to complain)

but sometimes the damn water doesn't get hot

And when it does, and I realize that

the entire developing world usually doesn't have access to safe, cold water

I remember that it's a luxury

.

A couple of days ago Woody Harrelson did an AMA on Reddit. Apparently, an AMA to Woody mean that his publicist will be answering questions and love juice will be spewed all over Oren Moverman. Needless to say that this level of douchebaggery needs to be spread all through out the internets and I love helping any way I can. Enjoy Scumbag Woody!

They say everything happens for a reason and what happens in your past makes you stronger. You know all those corny sayings like, “Here’s to the future cause I’m done with the past” and anything along those lines. You’re the type of girl who is all for forgetting the loser dbag’s of your past and are fully committed to finding one of the few decent guys out there! But what happens when a boy from your past returns and all the feelings you once had for this special dbag resurfaces?!?

Once this dbag comes back into your life all those nice sayings about the past being the past and what not are out the door and your heart completely melts. We both know your not going to listen to those sayings and take any of that BS to heart because you want to relive your past! Remembering all the good times, wild nights, cute surprises, etc will bring nostalgia in your life and let’s face it what girl doesn’t love the butterfly feeling they get when there is a boy in their life.

This dbag likes to pop back into your life out of nowhere, which leads you confused. You think back and there were lots of good times but if there were so many good times why did the relationship end? Even if it did not end on bad terms but instead just fizzled down and you both just went your own ways, why the hell is this friggen dbag trying to get back with you?!?!

The majority of the time he probably just wants something from you and if you give it to him he dips right out of your life and acts like a complete douchebag. Or maybe you just go with the flow and this dbag leads you on like he did in the past. Tells you complete and utter lies full of douchebaggery but you believe him cause you think maybe he changed! This kind of  ahole will say things to make you go down memory lane like “remember when we…..” or  “I miss starring into your eyes” like come on buddy, how cheesy must you be?! Then you realize he hasn’t changed and still is a complete dbag, so deuces to him!

You must be careful to not be sucked in by the pretty little lies he will tell you. What’s really going on is he hasn’t been lucky lately in the field, so he’s going back into the old black book to see who he can mess around with. Not this girl! She has been there, done that so peace to you dbag cause its…..

On to the next one,